Bitch Bandages Will Probably Tone Down Your Swearing

by Jonathan Fallon on October 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Accessories

bitch bandagesWhen you hurt yourself, you may find that the same expletive is always on deck waiting to voice your displeasure. These “Bitch Bandages” offer four time-tested favorites that will add some words to your roster and help keep your use of profanities in a healthy rotation. Chances are, you’ll see a dramatic spike in the use of more sanitary terms like “crap!” or “balls!”, allowing the f-bomb to only be called up for major trauma. I’m sure your wife and kids will appreciate that one.

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