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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:
Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.
Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.
Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.
Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.
It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
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Nothing like wearing an update of the cheesy advertisements that were in the back of old comic books. This group of ads is updated for today’s technology but continues with the tradition of being pretty much crap other than the zombification kit. That could come in real handy.
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The varied colors and amusing little pictures to go with each part of this story will force anyone to read it from start to finish. Being a shirt with a story about the end of the world, everyone has a vested interest. Somehow it always comes down to zombies.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.
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