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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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There are no actual First Aid supplies for a zombie outbreak in this Left 4 Dead backpack, but it will do a fine job of accessorizing a costume and holding your gear.
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Making employees wash their hands is an excellent rule. Making people that work with dead bodies wash their hands is a good rule as well. But what do zombies care about hygiene? How is he even holding a job?
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The shirt’s suggestion for others to ask about your zombie costume is just the lead in for you to demonstrate the best part of this shirt. For every person that asks, you can just flip the shirt over your head and the zombie head printed on the inside is now your costume. Beside amusing people who make the mistake of talking to you, you will never be without a costume for a party you decide to attend at the last minute. See the shirt in zombie mode after the break.
You wouldn’t think that someone who is not living any more would need any more sleep than they already get, but the zombie hitting the snooze button proves me wrong. This also means that spotting which grave sites contain zombies is as easy as checking out where the alarm clocks are.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
I Love Popcorn T-Shirt: Popcorn porn is like an orgy in my mouth.
Captain Canada T-Shirt: The red headed stepchild of superheroes.
Vannen Street Art Watches Series I: Wearable art that you can actually afford.
Darth Monroe T-Shirt: Darth’s darkest secret.
Danger, Keep Out of Reach of Children T-Shirt: The world just isn’t as safe as it used to be.
If you are tired of reading the same, pointless chatter on Twitter day after day, just be thankful you aren’t a zombie. It’s always “brains?”, “brains.” and “brains!”
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 31st -September 6th, 2009:
In Case Of Zombies T-Shirt: In case of zombies read this shirt.
Jurassircus T-Shirt: T-Rex juggles at the Jurassircus.
Self Portrait Purse: Someone obviously doesn’t have body issues.
Cereal Tee: Assassinates your sexy.
Reversible Sweatshirt: Reflects your mood.
With Halloween right around the corner, now is a good time to touch on zombie awareness, and this shirt will provide helpful tips on how to defeat the undead should they ever come to claim your brains as dinner.
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PETA already has the mission of protecting live animals, maybe they need to branch out a bit and lend their expertise to those half dead people who seem to have no benefactors. Maybe a nice little ad campaign advocating against taking off their heads as being the best way to tame them.
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