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Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.
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You wouldn’t think that someone who is not living any more would need any more sleep than they already get, but the zombie hitting the snooze button proves me wrong. This also means that spotting which grave sites contain zombies is as easy as checking out where the alarm clocks are.
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With Halloween right around the corner, now is a good time to touch on zombie awareness, and this shirt will provide helpful tips on how to defeat the undead should they ever come to claim your brains as dinner.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
F*cking Pterodactyls!: The perils of the Jurassic Park parking lot. (NSFW)
Pac-Man Hat: Rekindles boring memories.
Woodstock Hero: Woodstock for the 21st century.
Open & Closed Necklace: These boobs are open for business.
Klingon T-Shirt: Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
I had no idea that zombies came out of the ground to check for their shadow. Actually, I had no idea they even had a shadow. But six more weeks of the undead is almost as bad as six more weeks of winter.
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Smart zombies know that if they want to feast on the most brains, they need to be stronger and faster than the rest of the undead mob by staying in shape. This one may even get up to a consistent 1 mph gait. Go for the gold!
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So where did the first zombie come from? Did he evolve or was he created by some higher undead power? This shirt supports the latter theory—the moment that the God of Zombies created Zombie Adam. As the story goes, Zombie Adam and Zombie Eve lived in the Garden of the Dead in complete bliss, or what passed for bliss, until Eve tasted the fruit of the forbidden brain. Now they are condemned to slowly walk the earth, always searching for their next victim.
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Who says that all zombies are lifeless bodies? These girl’s bodies seem to have plenty of life left in them. Yes they are flesh eaters, yes they are of the undead and yes they seem to be missing chunks of flesh. But are they really worse than some of what has accompanied you home after 2AM on a weekend night?
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