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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
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Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.
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You wouldn’t think that someone who is not living any more would need any more sleep than they already get, but the zombie hitting the snooze button proves me wrong. This also means that spotting which grave sites contain zombies is as easy as checking out where the alarm clocks are.
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With Halloween right around the corner, now is a good time to touch on zombie awareness, and this shirt will provide helpful tips on how to defeat the undead should they ever come to claim your brains as dinner.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
F*cking Pterodactyls!: The perils of the Jurassic Park parking lot. (NSFW)
Pac-Man Hat: Rekindles boring memories.
Woodstock Hero: Woodstock for the 21st century.
Open & Closed Necklace: These boobs are open for business.
Klingon T-Shirt: Klingons are ribbed for her pleasure.
I had no idea that zombies came out of the ground to check for their shadow. Actually, I had no idea they even had a shadow. But six more weeks of the undead is almost as bad as six more weeks of winter.
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Smart zombies know that if they want to feast on the most brains, they need to be stronger and faster than the rest of the undead mob by staying in shape. This one may even get up to a consistent 1 mph gait. Go for the gold!
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So where did the first zombie come from? Did he evolve or was he created by some higher undead power? This shirt supports the latter theory—the moment that the God of Zombies created Zombie Adam. As the story goes, Zombie Adam and Zombie Eve lived in the Garden of the Dead in complete bliss, or what passed for bliss, until Eve tasted the fruit of the forbidden brain. Now they are condemned to slowly walk the earth, always searching for their next victim.
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