
Be the envy of the truck stop with this cap that comes straight from the Adult Swim Squidbillies series. It’s the perfect accessory to match the wifebeater, six pack of Busch and the stack of hardcore porn magazines you keep with you on the road.
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Actually, the simple act of wearing a retro trucker cap makes you a Time Travel Agent—fashionably speaking.
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Obviously the duck has a lot better idea of how to attract a hunter than the hunter does the duck. The hunter’s little fake ducks floating on the water have nothing on the topless bikini babe the duck has.
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For $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will whip up this retro-stylish messenger bag complete with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch. You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Not a bad deal for a bag this unique.
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Besides looking cool, keeping a NES light gun tucked away in the back of your jeans will keep you safe from any duck gangs that might try and do you harm.
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Old school gamers like myself have fond memories of playing Mario / Goldeneye on the 64 and NFL2K1 / DOA II on the Dreamcast—although those memories are not fond enough to make me want one of these hideous retro trucker caps. The Dreamcast version is pictured after the break.
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