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Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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Actually, it gives you a hand and a palm reading. The markings on this ceramic jewelry stand are astrological palm reading notations.
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They have their hands in everything else, why not software that creates sentient robots? I mean “Android?” Cellphones are just the beginning.
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Hiro better be good at Guitar Hero since it is basically his namesake. His time traveling abilities could be useful if he had the ability to slow time down rather than stop it, but I have seen no evidence he has that capability. So his playing skills are all about his hand to eye coordination and not his special abilities.
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With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
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When you hurt yourself, you may find that the same expletive is always on deck waiting to voice your displeasure. These “Bitch Bandages” offer four time-tested favorites that will add some words to your roster and help keep your use of profanities in a healthy rotation. Chances are, you’ll see a dramatic spike in the use of more sanitary terms like “crap!” or “balls!”, allowing the f-bomb to only be called up for major trauma. I’m sure your wife and kids will appreciate that one.
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There as a million ways to prepare a hot dog, but certain parts of the country are famous for serving their dogs a particular way. This shirt celebrates the meat by products and how they are prepared in various cities/states around the good old USA. It could come in handy for anyone that travels around the country on a regular basis and has a hankering for some local flavor.
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Though not as celebrated as the outdoorsman, the avid indoorsman has his place in the world as well. It is not really fair that someone who chooses to go out and wander in nature is somehow perceived to be better than someone who chooses to spend their time in a house filled with every comfort known to man. It would really seem that the indoorsman has his priorities straighter.
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Not every Stormtrooper is cut out for life in space. Some just want to stay home and perfect their musical craft—and these guys have obviously taken a cue from the Beastie Boys. A good place to start.
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