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game boy tube dressIf your idea of sensuality is having your body covered with retro nerd thumbs while you make tetris noises, this Game Boy tube dress will help make it happen.

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russian cargo t-shirtAlthough much like the game, you never get one of those long rectangular pieces when you need them.

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paper high heelsBefore you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.

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Now that you have kids joining the Air Force that have grown up with video games being around their entire lives, you can expect them to use those ingrained memories in their everyday work. Seeing all those boxes on the plane just might remind them of Tetris. If they were really talented they would get them to land so they fit together. The biggest game of Tetris ever.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:

Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.

Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.

Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?

Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.

Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.

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It’s no wonder these stereotypical cops based on Tetris can’t find their missing T block He is camouflaging himself in a Rubik’s cube. Ingenious on the perp’s part, I never considered that Tetris and the Rubik’s Cube were from the same family until I saw Tetris in 3D.

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I will be the first person not to mess with Texas or Tetris. Texas because I don’t want to have any bullet wounds and Tetris because I am bound to miss placing a block well. And both situations require a little recovery.

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This poorly played game of Tetris is indicative of those days where absolutely nothing seems to right. You get the perfect piece to drop, to bad it is right after a very poorly played one. And parents think that video games have no relation to reality.

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