Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
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Not only does this temporary tattoo let everyone know that you will make absolutely no effort to put on a decent costume, it also lets them know that you damn well expect candy. It can take an even ruder turn if anyone decides that the forehead is not nearly as effective as applying it elsewhere on their body.
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Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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Step aside, rabies… Rope is now responsible for blazing new, uncharted paths in dangerous animal creation.
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Blame what on the rain? The fact that there are yellow boots out there lined with lumberjack plaid and sporting little messages?… Done. That said, didn’t Milli Vanilli already go down this road once before? Seems to me rain is getting a bum rap.
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You can use these animal hand tattoos to do your talking at times when you might be a bit nervous: asking for a raise, asking that cute co-worker out or proposing marriage. Your mouth may freeze up, but these tattoos will keep things moving. And their temporary nature will save you considerable pain in the future. See all eight designs after the break.
Even pimps need to bathe every once in a while—and when your bathing in prison soap on a rope is crucial. This bling soap on a rope allows you to keep your street cred even when you are taking a group shower. Plus, it prevents any unnecessary exposure that might put you in a vulnerable position.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Breast Guy T-Shirt: Even in a recession, you can always count on the sex industry to turn a profit.
Soccer Memories Shirt: This is what soccer is really all about.
Tattoo Tape: Dispenses body art by the foot.
Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster: The showdown for title of the ultimate urban legend.
Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire Gridiron Grudge Match Shirt: Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
Let’s face it—tattoos hurt. They also require a level of commitment that many of us are not willing to take on. For people that love the look but not the permanence, we have tattoo tape. Foot after foot of temporary tattoos housed in a convenient tape dispenser.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 9th-15th, 2009:
The Blackest Night: Green Lantern power rings prop replicas.
Magic 8-Ball T-Shirt: Touché Magic 8-Ball…Touché.
Console Wars Veteran Pins Part III and IV: The return of SNES and Genesis.
Called for Help: Pac-Man calls the Ghostbusters.
Pump Up With Art Shirts: Mr. Universe meets Mr. Vitruvian man.
