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My only qualm with this work of art is that the viscous slathering of butter really ought to be on the the wearer’s left side, right below his heart. Besides that all of the embelishments are there: the knives, the fat, the banner of bacon right over the gut. C’est magnifique!
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Apparently Mario’s been working a double shift in video game world, and his secret identity as Master Chief in Halo is now revealed thanks to this tattoo. If he didn’t have to take the helmet off to perfect his aim, we would have never figured this out. Who knew he could suck in his pudge so effectively to fit into that armor?
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Although you can’t deny Avatar’s popularity at the box office, you have to wonder why anyone would want to immortalize one of the characters on their forearm for the rest of their life. One day that movie will be on TCM, and that won’t score you any points with the ladies… Just sayin’.
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If you had a tuxedo-clad T-Rex show up to your birthday party sporting a monocle, top hat and balloons, you’d probably immortalize the moment too.
Besides the fact that this Pac-Man tattoo looks like it was applied in prison, you never want body art that will make the guy you are punching laugh hysterically.
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Sacrilegious? Probably. But hey, Spock did return from the dead. As you might have guessed, the banner says “Live Long and Prosper” in Spanish.
Straight from the “man showroom” is an example of what would have to be done to a unicorn in order to make it acceptable attire. Apparently tattoos, dog tags and cigars are key to the depussification process.
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Whether you were truly one of those involved with Tiger and waiting for your payoff or just a wannabe, this shirt will stake your claim.
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Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
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Not only does this temporary tattoo let everyone know that you will make absolutely no effort to put on a decent costume, it also lets them know that you damn well expect candy. It can take an even ruder turn if anyone decides that the forehead is not nearly as effective as applying it elsewhere on their body.
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