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halloween-underachiever

Not only does this temporary tattoo let everyone know that you will make absolutely no effort to put on a decent costume, it also lets them know that you damn well expect candy. It can take an even ruder turn if anyone decides that the forehead is not nearly as effective as applying it elsewhere on their body.

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blame it on the rain boots

Blame what on the rain? The fact that there are yellow boots out there lined with lumberjack plaid and sporting little messages?… Done. That said, didn’t Milli Vanilli already go down this road once before? Seems to me rain is getting a bum rap.

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animal-hands-tattoos

You can use these animal hand tattoos to do your talking at times when you might be a bit nervous: asking for a raise, asking that cute co-worker out or proposing marriage. Your mouth may freeze up, but these tattoos will keep things moving. And their temporary nature will save you considerable pain in the future. See all eight designs after the break.

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tatoo-tape

Let’s face it—tattoos hurt. They also require a level of commitment that many of us are not willing to take on. For people that love the look but not the permanence, we have tattoo tape. Foot after foot of temporary tattoos housed in a convenient tape dispenser.

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4x2-tattoos

Want to look hard without all of the pain and permanence? These 4×2 temporary tattoos will give you the look you desire with classics like “This Hurt, Geek Life, Tech Supt, Porn Star and Thug Wife.” Available in sets for both men and women.

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Got a sleeve full of tattoos but a little rain sends you scrambling for the protection of an umbrella huh? At least this umbrella looks tough…sorta.

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Some people get tattoos in honor of their mothers, wives or girlfriends. Geeks get tattoos in honor of the one thing that really brings joy into their lives…electricity.

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Pee and Poo plush dolls are one thing, but what is the deal with underwear for grown men and women? Who is wearing this stuff and why are they not locked up somewhere? It’s all very disturbing.

If you are not quite sick enough to wear pee and poo underoo man-briefs, there is also an amusing set of temporary tattoos featuring our fecal friend and his #1 pal (pictured after the break). Unfortunately, the set is currently sold out. Bummer!

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Just because you are getting on in years is no reason to get left out of the wonderful tattoo revolution that is going on. Each one will stay on for about 3 days, so slap one on and judge whether or not you want to make it permanent. From the snakes wrapping around the weekly pill dispenser to the Born to Ride Rascal, there is something for everyone. You can be true to your age but still be a little hip.

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We have seen temporary tattoos for pregnant women, librarians, geeks, and man bling—but this is the first time body art has been available to food fanatics. Each hardcover book contains 18 temporary tattoos for foodies with a taste for fine cuisine.

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