Not every Stormtrooper is cut out for life in space. Some just want to stay home and perfect their musical craft—and these guys have obviously taken a cue from the Beastie Boys. A good place to start.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
Stormtrooper Kinky Cosplay T_Shirt: At least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.
Sudo T-Shirt: Use “sudo” wisely.
Choose Wisely T-Shirt: Ghetto Pokemon.
Linux Cheat T-Shirt: For the code jockey.
Underoos For Men: They’re disturbing.
Yeah, this is sick, but I’m still watching. I mean, at least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.
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I mean, it is a speeder bike after all—a ticket or two is to be expected. However, this particular Stormtrooper is also high on speed, meaning that he is in big, big trouble.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
Ah yes…very swanky. All you need is a tweed jacket with elbow pads, some suspenders and a Stormtrooper helmet to complete this look.
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Everyone enjoys injecting a little bit of childish fun into an otherwise serious outfit. There are usually only three times to wear a suit these days: a wedding, a funeral and an interview. These Space Hopper Cufflinks are appropriate for…none of those times to be quite honest.
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For those whose reality is defined by George Lucas, one enduring mystery is how Imperial Stormtroopers continue to work when they suck at battle and consistently miss vital targets at close range. Apparently the answer is that tears make Vader melt faster than a stick of butter in hell.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Battle Of The Galaxies Hat: Grudge match between neighbors.
“Oh Nooo” T-Shirt: Kool Aid learns brick is harder than glass.
Martian Next Door T-Shirt: Even nerds like boobies.
Sasquats: Bigfoot’s exercise regimen.
Hoverboard T-Shirt: Hoverboards need land & creative imaginations.
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We all know MJ likes to play dress-up, so his latest strategy for hiding from his creditors is to don a Stormtrooper costume and blend in with the nerds at Sci-Fi conventions. Unfortunately, his rhythm always gives him away.
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