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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Apron Apron: Here’s an apron with an apron on it.
Adult Swim Wallet: Invest all your cash into Adult Swim.
If It Were Easy T-Shirt: If math was easy, it’d be your Mom.
The More I Know T-Shirt: The more I know, the less I care.
Star Trek Starfleet Mark IX Tricorder Holster: Finally, a holster for my Tricorder.
So you went out and dropped $349 to pre-order the amazing Star Trek Starfleet Mark IX Tricorder replica. I applaud your taste and wanton disregard for the value of a dollar, wealthy nerd. Now all you need to do is dig a little deeper to get the holster. I mean, you weren’t going to just put that Tricorder on a shelf to look at it were you? You need to wear that shit around town.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
A Star Trek shirt that lights up.
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Even prejudice about the mingling of Star Trek and Star Wars characters couldn’t douse the flames of passion between C3-PO and Data.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
Trash T-Shirt: One man’s trash is a hacker’s treasure.
Heartless T-Shirt: The Tin Man gets desperate.
Celebrity Alien Invaders Shirt: E.T. Alf, and Marvin the Martian are your mortal enemies.
Everyone’s A Trekkie T-Shirt: Star Trek is the sci-fi god.
Breathe If You’re Horny Hat: Be the envy of the truck stop.
Legions of fans have put the Star Trek lifestyle to work for them with the hopes of getting the same hot female action as William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, two names synonymous with the term “manwhore”. The effort has been a colossal failure. Apparently Earth chicks just don’t dig tight avocado tops with Starfleet Insignias.
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One well done version of a science fiction classic like Star Trek will draw viewers from everywhere. Even characters from old school classics can get in on the action whether their last movies were any good or not.
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Cigarette case, ID case, business card case. Any use you can find for this case will be one more reason to pull it out. Everyone who has seen the old Star Trek show will recall those damn Tribbles. And if you find a species that reproduces as fast as Tribbles that is also tasty, you could end world hunger.
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The new Star Trek movie just coming out is a perfect time to go back to the story’s roots. This shirt could apply to yet another movie based on the Star Trek show, but it can also apply to all of those mundane tasks you do week after week. As long as they are all done boldly there is no problem.
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