This zip hoodie may say that you are tres chic on the outside, but the inner lining is more about just how hot it is in there. Nothing says class like being all sweaty.
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Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.
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Most of us only see deer when they’re in crosshairs, mounted on a wall, or lying on the side of the road after an encounter with a car. So what do they do to when they’re deep in the woods and away from the public eye? You guessed it, bucks and does love to polka. Of course, much like the human world, most wildlife in the polka scene is over 70, so if you want to see what the younger animals are into, check out the photo after the break.
It’s not me…it’s the squirrels that have A.D.D. I mean, have you ever watched one? They dart around left and right, back and forth, up the tree, down the tree. Those damn squirrels need to focus! Nuts! It is as simple as that.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 22nd to the 28th 2008:
Ass-Hat: Become a proud member of the Association of Sasquatch Seekers.
F-ing A Shirt: Look at him go!
Hair Helmet For Bikers: Products that should exist but don’t.
Sarah Palin Hunting Shirt: Sarah bags the elusive Democratic Donkey.
Propaganda Brain Shower Cap: Eh?
The next five products are available after the break…
It’s bad enough that those damn squirrels are always trespassing, but doing it naked is just disrespectful. Leave a couple pairs of these Squirrel Underpants around your yard and hope they get the hint. Watching them scurry around your yard in their underwear might not be ideal but it is better than nothing.
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Katy Perry may think she is on the edge of her sexuality with her declaration that she kissed a girl, and liked it. I think this shirt takes it to a whole new level that even Katy may think is beyond what is acceptable. The squirrel may agree with that.
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You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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These Squirrel Earrings remind me somewhat of the Chipmunks. They even look like chipmunks, but if the seller says they are squirrels then they are squirrels. Fat ones at that, which is probably because of their excellent ability to find those nuts. Most animals do not have the insurance to get corrective lenses like these guys. Frankly, the whole concept is a bit confusing which is probably why I find them cool. At least they have me thinking.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 24th—30th 2008:
CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving never looked so “super cute.”
Pass Out Plea T-Shirt: If you drink, this t-shirt is a must have.
Don’t Drink and Dial Flip-Flops: Listen to your footwear!
Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense: Wait, it is from Japan.
Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt: Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here.
The next five products are available after the break…
