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spock jesus tattoo

Sacrilegious? Probably. But hey, Spock did return from the dead. As you might have guessed, the banner says “Live Long and Prosper” in Spanish.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:

New Feature: Show us your geekiest t-shirts and gear.

Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.

Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.

Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.

Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.

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spock-party-trick

The first time Spock pulled out his dog shadow puppet at a party, everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, it is the only shadow puppet he knows. It is now to the point where he either needs to give it up or he won’t get invited to any more parties.

Product Page ($19.95)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:

Trash T-Shirt: One man’s trash is a hacker’s treasure.

Heartless T-Shirt: The Tin Man gets desperate.

Celebrity Alien Invaders Shirt: E.T. Alf, and Marvin the Martian are your mortal enemies.

Everyone’s A Trekkie T-Shirt: Star Trek is the sci-fi god.

Breathe If You’re Horny Hat: Be the envy of the truck stop.

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spock-vulcan-shocker-t-shirt

Nice work Spock, you filthy bastard…I hope you told Zefram Cochrane to wash his hands repeatedly after that handshake.

Product Page: ($16-$18)

spock-business-card-holder

Each time you reach for a business card, Spock’s “live long and prosper” salute will serve as an inspiration that helps you achieve your goals.

Product Page ($15)

v-is-for-virgin

After all these years we find that Spock’s “live long and prosper” was really a gang sign for the dreaded Virgins. By wearing their colors you become an honorary member.

Product Page ($17)

crewman-number-six

For all of Spock’s good deeds and thoughts, he never really did a lot to save the ill fated crewmen wearing the red shirts. They always took the fall basically nullifying his “Live long and prosper” motto.

Product Page ($17.99-$20.99)

vulcan-nerve-pinch

Let Spock show you the proper way to perform the Vulcan nerve pinch. Other than applying generous amounts of pressure at the proper point, the only remaining obstacle would be finding a willing volunteer.

Product Page ($15.99)

rock-paper-scissors-spock-lizard

The game of rock-paper-scissors has been around for far too long without being updated. Adding Spock and lizard as valid entries opens the whole game up, but it is only fun if everyone knows the rules. Just think of yourself as the new ambassador of the game when you wear this shirt that shows all the interconnected relationships. My favorite has to be that paper disproves Spock.

Product Page ($28.99)