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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
The hideousness of these Jack O’Lantern Slippers is scary enough, but wearing them first thing in the morning with your hair askew, eyes crusted shut and makeup off will undoubtedly have the villagers lighting up their torches.
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You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?
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Generally, if your sushi tastes like feet, you should probably send it back and stop eating at shady restaurants with sanitation grades you have never seen before (what the hell is a “Q” rating?). In the case of these slippers however, a little foot flavor is to be expected.
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If your love of neatness compels you to keep your slippers centered and paralleled on your bedside carpet, then this cut and paste slipper/carpet combo will save you measuring time and the jangled nerves that come with asymmetry by combining the two into one handy unit. Now you’ll have more time to dedicate to facing labels out on your cans and combing the frills on your rugs.
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What could be more satisfying than sliding your feet into some warm slippers? Not much, and I can’t think of anything that would be warmer than a steaming pile of poo. These are not really steaming or a pile, but they certainly are poo. And of all the poo in the world, Mr. Hanky has more personality than the average lump.
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This is just what the wife wants to see, you coming to bed with your Cowboy Boot Slippers. With them comes the cowboy attitude which is likely not what she is looking for at that time. The last thing she needs whether going to sleep or looking for a little action is to be reminded of our cowboy president. Not a comforting or sexy thought. At least these slippers don’t have spurs.
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If Sigmund Freud released an album in this day and age, my guess is that it would trip you out, open up uncomfortable feelings about your mother, and sync up with the movie Se7en.
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You won’t be wearing the slipper shown, but the kit does include a pair of slippers to protect your newly manicured toes. The kit contains toe separators, brush, foot cream, pumice and the aforementioned slippers. A complete pedicure kit stored in a slipper bag that contains slippers as well? What more could you ask for?
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