They never talk about him, but there is a Autobot named Sassatron that transforms into a dress as part of a full body makeover. Here’s a rare spy shot. Also available in Megatron version (dress and leggings).
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Slip on the Capt. Kirk skirt and prepare to be the talk of the Sci-Fi convention; not just because you’re female, but because your bold pro-Kirk statement will fly in the faces of all the Capt. Picard purists. However bear in mind that once you’re back out in the real world, wearing a skirt with a giant picture of William Shatner’s face will be poison to a man’s libido… Or will it?
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This snake charmer has let the powers of his flute run amok. You have to admit that his show has attracted a lot more male viewers since skirts started being raised.
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Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Personal ads can be very deceptive. The Pillsbury Doughboy’s ad reads: “Big softy, loves to cook, extremely adorable, lots of dough and loves to laugh.” All very true and all very misleading. Gold diggers are going to be disappointed to find out that the only dough they will get their hands on is his pasty white body.
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This is a simple little dress that is easy to wear and has a pair of pistols that show you mean business. Anyone that carries a pair of pistols and has them in red so that they cannot be missed is probably someone you don’t want to be messing with. Intimidation is simpler than having to actually defend yourself.
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Frankenstein may not normally bring sexy images into your head, but then he has never adorned a tube top/mini dress before. The shirt keeps it’s monster roots with it’s Frankenstein patch and drawstring detail that is reminiscent of Frank’s scars. It gets it’s sexiness from being a tube top and having a very short skirt. Evil laboratories and green people have an entirely different effect on me after seeing this.
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Like a chastity belt for your chest, this stainless steel bra will allow access to only those that have they key. While it may give great support, it is not ideal for second dates or anyone that may develop an itch in a place they cannot get to. If you tire of the whole bondage thing then you could probably just detach the cups and use them as water bowls for your pet.
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