Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Personal ads can be very deceptive. The Pillsbury Doughboy’s ad reads: “Big softy, loves to cook, extremely adorable, lots of dough and loves to laugh.” All very true and all very misleading. Gold diggers are going to be disappointed to find out that the only dough they will get their hands on is his pasty white body.
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This is a simple little dress that is easy to wear and has a pair of pistols that show you mean business. Anyone that carries a pair of pistols and has them in red so that they cannot be missed is probably someone you don’t want to be messing with. Intimidation is simpler than having to actually defend yourself.
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Frankenstein may not normally bring sexy images into your head, but then he has never adorned a tube top/mini dress before. The shirt keeps it’s monster roots with it’s Frankenstein patch and drawstring detail that is reminiscent of Frank’s scars. It gets it’s sexiness from being a tube top and having a very short skirt. Evil laboratories and green people have an entirely different effect on me after seeing this.
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Like a chastity belt for your chest, this stainless steel bra will allow access to only those that have they key. While it may give great support, it is not ideal for second dates or anyone that may develop an itch in a place they cannot get to. If you tire of the whole bondage thing then you could probably just detach the cups and use them as water bowls for your pet.
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A perfect gift for the shy exhibitionist. She loves the idea of flaunting her body, but can’t quite get up the nerve to do it. Now she can have it both ways. This tight skirt makes it appear that the only thing being worn is underwear. To make it even more realistic there is a bit of a wedgie there as well. So wear this to get out there and show that ass, without really showing anything.
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There are plenty of novelty bags that are unique and extremely ugly at the same time. See the Toto in a Basket Handbag if you don’t believe me. This flirty little skirt purse is actually something that wouldn’t embarrass you if you took it out for a night on the town. If they wanted to make it more palatable to a larger group of women all they would have to do is offer different patterns.
What they really need to do is to design this thing to be wearable. How many times do you wish you had a quick change of clothing for whatever reason?
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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of February 4th—10th 2008.
Chester Briefcase: Not recommended for actual dog storage.
Slang Umbrella: The best f*cking umbrella ever.
Casual Friday T-Shirt: You just might get away with it.
Star Trek Porn Star Thong: Jim has the wrong idea.
Funny Feet Slippers: Hey, these are probably better looking than your real feet.
The last five products are available after the break…
This seems like a skirt that would just have to sell well. Which description will account for more of the interest: Micro Mini or Evil? Maybe it is just me, but I can see that either one of those immediately captures my interest.
For the ladies, they can comfortably wear this knowing that only those that they allow to get close to them will ever be able to determine that EVIL is written on it. And then it is much too late for them back out.
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