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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 4th-11th, 2009:
DIY Super Mario Piranha Plant Scarf: Create an awesome looking piranha plant scarves.
Animated Space Invaders T-Shirt: Draws attention away from your body.
Crib Sheet Shirts: Get high marks, but fall short on subtlety.
Three Wolf, Three Alien Moon Abduction Shirt: Moon/animal shirts reach their zenith.
Simpsons Undies Trucker Cap: Homer Simpson streaks across your baseball cap.
Show your support for a fictional beverage with these Duff Beer sandals. However, if it’s true foot-flavored beer you are after, I suggest picking up these Dram sandals instead.
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Unless you’ve read Moby Dick, seen the Simpsons episode entitled “Mother Simpson”, or end up taking this helmet back in time to the 1840’s, chances are that no one will know what the hell Phrenology is. Sorry, Franz Joseph Gall.
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Even if the Kwik-E-Mart existed, I wouldn’t be too quick to work or even shop there. I’ve seen the show—it’s ground zero for food poisoning and gunfire. The reverse image is available after the break.
A serious griller will understand Homer’s dilemma. If you want serious flames, you need some gas. You just need to be a little cautious, which Homer obviously is not. You will still be a hit with the kids at the cook out with this apron, even more so if you get the matching oven mitt.
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Homer seems to have the right idea. If you are going to recycle, the more the better. So rather than just tossing a beer can or two into the bin every week, toss a couple twelve packs in a night. He’s just doing his part for the environment.
You may recognize an image very similar to this one popping up in the Simpsons episode entitled “Lisa the Vegetarian”. Now that it’s printed on a t-shirt, you can wear the funny and display your taste for seahorse and poodle meat at the same time.
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Hungry, content and angry—Homer desires food, he eats, then he feels guilty and angry about his lack of control. It’s a vicious cycle.
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Who better to advise you on responsible drinking than a fictitious beer company? And one who is prominently featured in a cartoon including that paragon of responsible drinking, Homer Simpson. All I can say is that after years of watching “The Simpsons”, Homer always comes out on top. So if he tells me to binge responsibly, then I take that advice to heart.
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As you can see, Homer has pink donuts on the brain. However, it appears that this particular donut got a little to close to the reactor at the plant because it glows in the dark.
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