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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
If you had problems with your pets attacking your feet before, wait until your shoes are covered with images of salty pretzel deliciousness.
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You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.
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If shoes strung up on power lines signifies gang territory or advertises the place to get drugs, I don’t even want to know what this means.
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Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.
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As you can see, these handpainted Super Mario shoes offer up some serious artistic detail. They are not cheap at $160, but you get what you pay for and ParadoxArtistry does some great work. They even do custom orders if you are looking for something truly one of a kind. Check out a few more examples of their work after the break.
Blame what on the rain? The fact that there are yellow boots out there lined with lumberjack plaid and sporting little messages?… Done. That said, didn’t Milli Vanilli already go down this road once before? Seems to me rain is getting a bum rap.
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Expensive shoes and new sneakers do not always treat your feet well. Blisters are bound to be a side effect of your stylish shoe choice. These bandages will let you protect those injured feet with the very products that caused the injury in the first place.
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With the era of Kangaroos and fanny packs smouldering on the ash heap of fads gone by, the time has come to trailblaze a new style of clothing that can store your shit. But where? The shoes, pants and shirt are old news, so obviously that led designers to view noggin wear as the last bastion of pocket virginity. With the cap-sac, you get a zipper pouch/hat hybrid and a wide variety of bright neon shades that will serve you well as a visual when you inevitably have to chase down some thief who grabs it off your head.
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