Crocs may be comfortable, but since they have the aesthetics of a horse’s ass, anyone concerned about style would probably only wear them around the house after retrieving them from a hiding place so obscure that you will never have to worry about hearing the dreaded phrase “You own Crocs?” Enter these Native shoes, which hopefully combines Croc comfort with the classic style of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star, reducing the overall Croc ugly factor by about 10%. The official website is still under construction, so there aren’t any details yet, but they should be available in stores this spring. You can also check out a preview video here.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
Being an avid Twitter enthusiast means tweeting about every breath and every bowel movement like they’re matters of global importance. Now the time has come to have your sneakers tweet about every step, which these “rambler” concept shoes can actually do. The product page states:
Rambler are a pair of sneakers that use the Twitter platform to literally microblog every step you take. A sensor embedded under the sole detects when the wearer is walking. This information is sent via Bluetooth to a mobile phone that makes the postings on Twitter. When the sensor detects a certain amount of pressure, the word “step” is posted. For the other moments the “.” symbol is posted. Following these postings one can know if the wearer is walking or not and also predict his speed.
Although these sneakers were actually created to mock Twitter insanity, they also have the potential to give many a powerful tool to annoy the hell out of people or further their sense of self-importance… Scary?
It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 4th-10th 2010:
Sex With Your Girlfriend: Your Facebook friends love your girlfriend too.
Tabi Boots: Aren’t Just for Ninjas anymore.
Bathrobe Extreme Fighting: That bathrobe does not make you a Kung Fu master.
Mail: How mail Travels in the 21st century?
Three Hangover Moon: The three (blank) moon t-shirt craze has reached its apex with this Hangover inspired version.
While most have a cool animal or inanimate object on which to base their superhero persona, the second-tier superheroes had to settle on less glamorous names like : TV Man, Flowerpot Man, Toothbrush Man, Athletic Shoes Man, Flush Man & Strawberry Man to name a few. Now that they’re immortalized as necklaces, you can check out the full range of forgotten ones. Some of the best are pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Boom Head Shot T-Shirt: Boom! nice head shot…Shirt.
Instant Evil T-Shirt: The outfit for instant evil.
Crazy House T-Shirt: Dr. House gets dissected.
Anti-Googlevan T-Shirt: Wear this to avoid getting busted by the Googlevan.
Bandana Blooms: Are a biker’s “I Love You”.
Neil Armstrong may have been the first man to step on the moon, but Buzz is the one getting his own line of shoes. He has collaborated with Nike to produce the Buzz Aldrin x Nike 6.0 “Rocket Hero” Mavrk Mid 2.
The shoe sports photos actually taken by Aldrin himself transposed onto the exterior and broken up with black suede panels. Aldrin further personalizes the shoe by including his signature on the back and a picture of his lunar footprint on the insole. The Buzz Aldrin x Nike 6.0 “Rocket Hero” Mavrk Mid 2 will hit retailers January 1st, 2010.
Unfortunately, there is no word yet on how much it will cost you to moonwalk in a pair.
