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Brown Paper Mache Wolf MaskYou may think your alter-ego is a wolf, but until now it was hard to find a mask that would give you the look and still represent your flowing locks. Thankfully,  Sans Souci studios released this line of masks which will keep your beloved rockstar hairdo or out of control mullet intact. Check out the additional designs after the break.

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Gladiators Of Rock

by Sean Fallon on September 24, 2009 · 0 comments

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gladiators of rock

After slaying the mighty Jonas Brothers on the arena floor with his trusty axe, this Gladiator was honored by the Emperor himself with the devil horns hand sign.

Product Page ($24)

rock-is-dead

Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.

Product Page ($15 tee, $40 hoodie)

Rock On, Rock Off

It’s hard to imagine the type of music that would warrant the simultaneous use both a flaming Bic and the sign of the horns, but if you know of any, this shirt will provide them both when the lights go out.

Product Page: ($18)

murderer juicer t-shirt

With vivid images like this foremost in their minds, many fruits has also been robbed of the ability to enjoy nipples and the simple pleasures of a Mexican hat dance…Pity.

Product Page: (€19, or about $27.86)

rock-star

Your first thought may be to hide your daughters when there is a rock band in town. But my first thought is to hide my television. Those guys have a bad reputation for trashing rooms and ruining perfectly good televisions

Product Page (£19.99, about $33)

back-in-black

Contrasting the Jewish culture with the rock band AC/DC is a bit like comparing apples to oranges, although the wording encompasses both perfectly.

Product Page ($16 up)

rock-an-roll-watch

The skeleton on this watch will appear to strum the guitar that is the minute hand each time the skeleton hour hand passes it. Maybe strumming once an hour seems pretty slow to you, but it is fairly quick for a skeleton.

Product Page ($29.95)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 24th-30th 2009:

John Marley T-Shirt: Uh…Bob Marley?

Rocket Science T-Shirt: Delicious!

T-Rex’s Busy Day: Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park.

It’s a Satchel T-Shirt: A satchel is not to be confused with a purse.

The Butt Shirt: Way to be subtle, dude. (NSFW)

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rocket science shirt

Unfortunately, the lunar module never escapes the hazards of re-entry.

Product Page ($20)