I hear Keith Richards demanded a half pepperoni, half liquor, syringe, eyeball, severed finger, women’s underwear pizza in his dressing room after each show. It’s true…look it up.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:
Augmented Reality Shirt: Your augmented reality hand plays a mean game of rock, paper, scissors.
Peanuts Characters as Actual Peanuts: Make for one incredible shirt.
Poop Shirt: Stop and poop.
Show Off: All matches aspire to become arsonists.
Things Travel Cosmetic Bags: Simple travel bags for simple people.
We all knew that paper beats rock, we just didn’t know it was to satisfy his S&M sexual fantasies. Think scissors knows anything about this?
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“T-Post” is a wearable magazine that supplies its subscribers with a different t-shirt every six weeks. Printed on the inside of each shirt is a news article about a particular current event, on the outside is graphic art used to give it a unique visual interpretation.
If you’re a subscriber, you’ve already been hooked up with this t-shirt which uses augmented reality and a webcam to allow you to play rock, paper, scissors with an ultra-competitive extra limb that lives in your chest. Check out the video above to see the shirt in action.
This astronaut’s tether is the only thing keeping him from floating into oblivion. The cord disappears below your waistline, so hopefully there is something significant in those pants to anchor him.
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This is a fine lesson in the need to pay attention in school. If you don’t know what a geologist does you could end up hauling a bunch of boxes of rocks while the people who paid attention in school come up with lame excuses to get out of it.
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This guitar necklace with a pick holder will keep you prepared in the event of spontaneous rocking.
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Even though rock stars make all the money and land all the groupies, true talent lies with those who can play ” Moto Perpetuo” on the tuba, and dammit, you’re going to let your voice be heard.
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