
You have to think that no one feels so helpless as the poor goldfish stuck in his bowl with your owner’s feline assassins constantly alert for a chance to get you. How that balance of power would shift with a robot body and some mind reading hardware.
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If you think that sticking pins into a voodoo doll is harmless fun, this voodoo doll that has come to life is about to change your mind with a VERY large pin of his own.
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This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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Since humans only seem to interact with deer using bullets and automobiles, here’s a chilling vision of what things would look like if the roles were reversed.
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The yummy taste of roasted marshmallows loses a little of its appeal when you look at it from the marshmallow’s point of view. Maybe we taste good with chocolate and graham crackers too.
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There is no doubt that pinata’s have dreams of stringing up kids and beating them with sticks for revenge. You can’t get away with picking on those that are unable to defend themselves with no repercussions.
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It all started as a practical joke, but these guys didn’t take into account that their heads are also made of phosphorus.
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This t-shirt entitled “Exploded Explosion” features a keytar, boombox, turntable and 8-track getting disassembled. It’s the perfect shirt for tinkerers with a taste for the old school.
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