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This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.
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If you are going to have a sexy Olympics, it might be a good idea for you or your boyfriend to wrap it up. That is the message that this shirt is sending out with its condom-shaped rings. Just remember, you don’t see pregnant gymnasts or a triathlete scratching his groin on the cover of a Wheaties box.
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If you do a lot of downloading or installing of programs you know how long they can take at times. And if you are pregnant you know how those 9 months can drag. This shirt nicely combines those two time warping events and does both of them justice. It may be a slight exaggeration to say that some downloads take nine months but it certainly feels like every minute of it while you sit there and wait. At least the pregnant woman has a better payoff at the end.
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Thinking that everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a great thought, but things don’t always work out that way. I think coming back pregnant would be preferable to coming back with a criminal record or a need to stop by the free clinic. I guess I am more of a glass half full person.
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We have seen temporary tattoos for pregnant women, librarians, geeks, and man bling—but this is the first time body art has been available to food fanatics. Each hardcover book contains 18 temporary tattoos for foodies with a taste for fine cuisine.
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If you pierced your belly button as a teenager you were most likely rebelling against your parents. As soon as they found out they probably pictured you doing some things that good teenage girls shouldn’t do. You can remove that doubt from their minds or at least just mess with them a bit more if you wear this Kama Sutra Belly Button Ring. Just be careful or you will need the belly button ring pictured after the break.
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People will do and ask things of pregnant women that they would never do otherwise. Some stranger wants to feel the baby? Maybe they would be a little less likely to ask if you had a 3D alien protruding from your belly. Not a scary alien like Sigourney Weaver battled, but a friendly and very shiny one. A little more interesting than your typical maternity wear.
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If you are pregnant and you want to draw more attention to your protruding belly, these temporary tattoos are one way to go. Notice that I didn’t use the term “baby bump” in that last sentence. Why? Because that terminology is as lame as the people who use it.
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