I hear Keith Richards demanded a half pepperoni, half liquor, syringe, eyeball, severed finger, women’s underwear pizza in his dressing room after each show. It’s true…look it up.
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The mushrooms are tired of being slaughtered for pizzas, trips and 1UPs. Details are scarce, but it seems as though they are planning to take over the planet with some sort of nuclear device filled with mushroom poison. Naturally, it was the mushroom with the mustache that hatched the plan.
The designer of this shirt may have thought he hit on a very amusing little joke that he could make some money off of. But the real money would be rolling in if anyone were to take this idea to the only logical conclusion I can come up with—make actual Tiki Port-a-Potties. Whether it is on a beach or not makes no difference, these things will be a hit wherever you put them. It isn’t hard to reach out to the masses when their bathroom needs are urgent.
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This t-shirt styled laundry bag comes in two different designs—a red one for colors and a white one for whites. Very imaginative. You can put it on a hanger until you are in need of a laundry run, fill it with your dirty clothes with the same gusto you stuff your belly with pizza and head to the laundromat. Just don’t try and wear it when all of your clothes are in the wash.
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What’s the all seeing eye’s secret to keeping tabs on everyone? Implants on dollar bills and pizza. Nobody’s safe.
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Being one of the finest foods there is, you should really keep your pizza eating and your work life separate. The day you are referring to your pizza as an edible pie chart is the day you need to take a long vacation.
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High in the upper echelons of law enforcement are some forgotten heroes who will rush into burning buildings, callously pursue dangerous criminals, and jump in front of bullets, all to protect poor, helpless donuts. Now you can imagine what it would be like to work alongside these models of bravery and physical fitness with this donut police patch. This 5″ H X 4″ W patch is perfect for application on jackets, vests, etc. and features the donut police motto “To Protect The Donuts”. You can also show your support by getting a Pizza Police, “Coppucino” Police, or Pancake Police patch. More photos are available after the break.
Pizza is a meal that is a little tough to beat. Pepperoni on top is even better. That being said, I see no reason why such a delicious food item shouldn’t adorn your ears. A perfect looking slice would have been nice but as good as pizza is it is no surprise that someone couldn’t resist taking a bite.
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Most cufflinks are pretty useless, other than holding your cuffs together. These Sand Timer Cufflinks are not only a nice silver and blue, but the working timer can be useful in all sorts fo circumstances. Chess games, waiting for the pizza guy or scrabble. May almost make you want to wear a button down shirt just so you have these with you.
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