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You may not have thought that granny panties could ever be sexy, but other than pictures of a few geriatric products, this pair of thongs would look hot on the right girl. That is why it is best to kill the lights when you get down to business. It is probably not ideal to think of granny herself when you see them on an attractive young lady, it might kill the mood.
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So you got yourself a hamburger themed thong, but don’t know how to accessorize it properly. I think the first place you want to start is with this beautiful Hamburger Belt Buckle. The ketchup dripping off of it will make anyone’s mouth water. If they are staring at your waistline, that is.
Product Page ($19.95)
Sorry guys, these panties say “only a hamburger can satisfy my needs.” It’s probably not a good idea to get involved with a woman like that anyway. Wimpy could be a crossdresser.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 29th 2008 to January 4th 2009:
Cavewoman Panties: Rock your lover back to the stone age.
Legend of Zelda Messenger Bag: Because Link needs you.
Jaws 5: Jaws in Space T-Shirt: Jaws goes where all movie franchises go to die… outer space.
Silence of the Lambs Ski Mask: Makes you scary on the slopes.
Dead Ninja Scarf: It takes a lot of courage to walk around with a dead ninja draped over your shoulders.
The next five products are available after the break…
If things are slowing down in the bedroom for you then maybe you should go back to basics. You can’t go much further back than to the stone ages for inspiration. Get yourself a pair of Cavewoman Panties and rock it prehistoric style.
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Remember the great music of the 70’s and 80’s? Well, after one look at these sexy panties covered with little boom boxes, headphones, and cassette tapes, your partner will definitely be a fan.
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These could be considered crotchless panties, but there is one distinction that makes them ideal for on the spot trysts. There is a small pocket that contains a flavored condom. I don’t really think any of that matters as long as these are worn out with their intended purpose in mind.
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Pee and Poo plush dolls are one thing, but what is the deal with underwear for grown men and women? Who is wearing this stuff and why are they not locked up somewhere? It’s all very disturbing.
If you are not quite sick enough to wear pee and poo underoo man-briefs, there is also an amusing set of temporary tattoos featuring our fecal friend and his #1 pal (pictured after the break). Unfortunately, the set is currently sold out. Bummer!
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 14th—20th 2008:
Software is Like Sex Shirt: It’s better when it’s free.
Natural Redhead Shirt: It makes me want to eat at McDonald’s even less.
Orpheus Wallet: Perfect for struggling guitarists.
Keyboard Baby Bib: Give your kid a head start in the technology field—and ensure a lifetime of social awkwardness.
Manties: Being a man never felt so sexy (and frilly).
The next five products are available after the break.
From the product page:
For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.
Thanks but no thanks guys. If I want to get a chubby from wearing underwear I’ll put on a super tight leopard print thong like any normal guy.
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