With the original cast of Ghostbusters getting ready to old their way back onto the silver screen after 20 years, there are certain subtle changes spectators will have to prepare for, such as more gray hair, more “Wheel of Fortune” watching at HQ, and the fact that four enlarged prostates have given a whole new meaning to the term “don’t cross the streams”.
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You were reared on a steady diet of Frogger and Pac-Man, and dammit, they were entertaining enough without all this fancy third dimension crap you see in games today. So carry the torch for at least one of your massively obsolete electronic brethren with this Pac-Man hat. Just don’t be surprised if the younger generation asks why you have a pixelated fortune cookie on your head.
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Do you sweat when you play video games? How about when you eat or get up quickly out of your chair? Sweaty geeks need not worry now that the Pac-Man headband can soak up any unsightly perspiration. Now those man boobs on the other hand—those might be something to worry about.
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This shirt reminds me of how sculptors are able to do their work. You just start with a block of stone and remove everything that is not part of your vision. The effect just wouldn’t be the same with a bar graph.
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I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get him anywhere. Last Supper indeed.
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Looking like an exceptionally simple game of “Where’s Waldo”, these slip on sneakers are covered with small black ghosts, with just one red Blinky mixed in among them. He actually looks a bit more orange in this picture, but Blinky himself is certainly red.
It is kind of hard to go wrong when combining slip on sneakers with Pac Man. It seems like products based on that game will just never end.
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The Pac Man belt not quite doing it for you? Maybe this Pac-Man Plush-Head will be more your speed. Instead of just having a small picture of Pac Man, you can wear this hood and pretty much be Pac Man. Just how cool will your friends think you are when you are wearing this?
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Pac Man can be forever chasing those damn ghosts around your waist with this Pac Man Belt. I would have no problem wearing this belt as long as I was assured that the voracious appetite of Pac Man would forever be horizontal. I don’t want to see him moving down any further for a snack.
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