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The Syringe Wristlet Handbag is the perfect accessory for your friendly, neighborhood drug addict. There is no requirement that drugs or paraphernalia be kept in the bag, it holds money and makeup just as well. A great accessory for your nurse Halloween costume or completing your heroin chic look.
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All the nursery rhymes about the cow jumping over the moon seem to take it for granted that the cow is infallible. There is always the possibility that the cow misjudges the jump by a little bit.
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With an eye chart on your eyeglasses case, you can take memories of the school nurse, the eye doctor, and the DMV with you wherever you go. Wait…why do you want this?
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Leave it to Art Lebedev to not only come up with a bag that has a replaceable cover, but offers you a zipper-in front with a unique style that will scare the hell out of every patient that sees it. The actual bag lets you zipper in this front part and you are able to change it whenever you like. There are about 15 available designs for the front.
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Although originally intended as an accessory for a doctor or nurse costume, a syringe handbag can be a useful product all year long. For example, if you’re looking to get a cop’s attention or want to subject yourself to more drug tests at work, this type of bag would probably be a great place to start.
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Our favorite nurse is back—but this time she is not handing out good advice. She is dishing out a scolding—or telling us something is wrong with our pee. I can’t tell.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 13th to the 18th 2008:
Dirty Larry Fedora: Keeps that pistol handy.
Kool Keys: Electronic music at your fingertips…literally.
Nurse Advice Shirt: Remember, nobody likes a pair of filthy balls.
Dwight Schrute’s Gun Show: Do you have your tickets?
Sarah Palin Watches: Tell time with Sarah Palin accuracy (or lack therof).
The next five products are available after the break…
This bag will remind you of a little wisdom that you shouldn’t need to be reminded of. Don’t mess with people who have the ability to inflict pain on you as part of their job. The nurse can make that shot be the easiest thing you ever had or the most pain you have felt in your life. Take you frustrations out elsewhere if you have any brains at all.
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Similar to Grey’s Anatomy but without the neuroses of Meredith or coldness of Christina, these ‘Stray’s Anatomy’ Scrubs replace those obnoxious characters with cute little animals. Won’t all the other doctors and nurses be jealous of your cool shirt while they are stuck with just plain ones?
And I wouldn’t worry about the loss of the sexual tension you enjoy every week, I am sure these animals will be getting busy just as often as those doctors do.
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