
Indeed, this necklace says a lot about the wearer. The silhouette says “I like to read”, The vinyl material says “I’m into retro stuff”, the fact that it’s recycled vinyl says “I’m into the environment” and the expression on her face says “stop staring at my boobs.”
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Who is the world’s most powerful man? Is it B.A. Baracus or Walker, Texas Ranger? Only a vicious bout of tongue wrestling will decide.
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T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.
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This guitar necklace with a pick holder will keep you prepared in the event of spontaneous rocking.
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While most have a cool animal or inanimate object on which to base their superhero persona, the second-tier superheroes had to settle on less glamorous names like : TV Man, Flowerpot Man, Toothbrush Man, Athletic Shoes Man, Flush Man & Strawberry Man to name a few. Now that they’re immortalized as necklaces, you can check out the full range of forgotten ones. Some of the best are pictured after the break.
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This twist on the classic owl watch necklace design features two clocks—one for each boob time zone.
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