This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.
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This unique necklace will add a collar to every shirt you wear, including a couple button accents on the front. You won’t have any more worries about whether your choice of restaurant or golf course requires a collared shirt. Made of rare rhodium metal which, considering the cost of this necklace, is just slightly less expensive than adamantium.
Product Page ($450)
You know, I would call any neckwear that will not offer me an exact price for its cost a Priceless Necklace. It is all well and good that this plain, metal necklace comes packaged on a cute piece of cardboard, but in the end what it tells me is that your future mate was trying to get off as cheaply as possible.
Product Page (£19.95, about $33)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
What do you give the biggest asshole you know? How about a gold toilet necklace (that’s actually made from cheap brass) and have their name inscribed under the seat. An additional image is available after the break.
Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
Product Page: ($14.99)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
I Love Popcorn T-Shirt: Popcorn porn is like an orgy in my mouth.
Captain Canada T-Shirt: The red headed stepchild of superheroes.
Vannen Street Art Watches Series I: Wearable art that you can actually afford.
Darth Monroe T-Shirt: Darth’s darkest secret.
Danger, Keep Out of Reach of Children T-Shirt: The world just isn’t as safe as it used to be.
If you want the ultimate accessory challenge this Halloween, try and find an outfit that compliments this massive mirrored silver and gold rib cage necklace. If you pull it off you’ll have won a major fashion victory and have the advantage of anti-food in the teeth security all night long. You can’t put a price on that.
Product Page: (£330, or about $548.24)
When you think of uses for a disembodied skeleton hand your first thought probably isn’t hair clip, brooch, necklace, choker or bracelet. But someone saw the potential, and apparently made some money off it, because it’s currently sold out on Etsy. Same goes for the equally ingenious black stitches bracelet pictured after the break.
What the hell is this now? An LED necklace that illuminates a car logo? Give it to a loved one on her 100,000 mile anniversary. Also available in Mini, Cadillac, and GMC versions.
