Sesame Street’s Big Bird may do a fine job of teaching your kids in the morning hours. What he does in the evening would be more of a lesson of what NOT to do.
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This t-shirt styled laundry bag comes in two different designs—a red one for colors and a white one for whites. Very imaginative. You can put it on a hanger until you are in need of a laundry run, fill it with your dirty clothes with the same gusto you stuff your belly with pizza and head to the laundromat. Just don’t try and wear it when all of your clothes are in the wash.
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Given the choice of which monkey behavior should be the first to go, I think the spanking would be the choice over seeing, hearing or speaking evil. I am sure the monkeys are wondering how they ever got associated with such behavior.
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The monkey giving birth looks like she has already had an epidural, but the others in the delivery room are as happy as you normally see a monkey with their arms locked in that position. You have to admit that giving birth to multiples would be a lot easier if they all locked arms like this, but not sure a barrel is the best place to put them immediately.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Paper Bag Hat: Makes your kid look like a bum.
Pre-Distressed Jumpsuit: Could you work a grease monkey jumpsuit?
First Aid Kit Backpack: For a cosplay emergency.
Be More Awesome LED Wristwatch Shirt: It’s time to be more awesome.
Bateman T-Shirt: The caped mass murderer.
A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).
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Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
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Darth Vader doesn’t monkey around with any sort of broomstick when it is time to take on a pinata. One well placed blow from a light saber will complete the task in a fraction of a second. You might have a some candy cut in half or a touch singed, but that is just the way that Darth rolls.
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They say that a monkey typing randomly for an infinite period of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless you have a defective monkey, that is. Then you would be lucky to get Dr. Seuss.
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Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.
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