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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Paper Bag Hat: Makes your kid look like a bum.
Pre-Distressed Jumpsuit: Could you work a grease monkey jumpsuit?
First Aid Kit Backpack: For a cosplay emergency.
Be More Awesome LED Wristwatch Shirt: It’s time to be more awesome.
Bateman T-Shirt: The caped mass murderer.
A pre-distressed jumpsuit seems like a tough look to wear. But if you think you can make it work, Clot is actually selling this thing for $1,480 HKD ($191 US).
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Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
Product Page: ($39.99)
Darth Vader doesn’t monkey around with any sort of broomstick when it is time to take on a pinata. One well placed blow from a light saber will complete the task in a fraction of a second. You might have a some candy cut in half or a touch singed, but that is just the way that Darth rolls.
Product Page ($18)
They say that a monkey typing randomly for an infinite period of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless you have a defective monkey, that is. Then you would be lucky to get Dr. Seuss.
Product Page ($15.40)
Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.
Product Page ($19.99)
Monkey’s are not particularly clean animals, so maybe your best bet is this monkey. Not only do you get a cute monkey hanging around your neck, you can flip his nose up to get inside the actual bag. More useful than the average monkey.
Product Page ($19.99)
We all know the first three of the monkey trio shown on this belt buckle, but that fourth monkey is usually not depicted. Mostly because no one can figure out what the hell he is supposed to mean. You can put money on the fact that it isn’t useful advice.
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The evil monkey from Family Guy only makes an occasional appearance. This beanie is reversible with the one side being just the word evil and the other having the monkey just making a small appearance. You don’t get a full look at him, he is sneaky like that.
Product Page ($20)
Everyone has been introduced to Curious George and his antics at some point. But you don’t really hear much about his brother BiCurious George. No one is more upset by the lack of exposure than the monkey that is interested in both sexes.
Product Page ($19.95)
