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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 27th-May 3rd, 2009:
Cars Bracelet: The new face of fashion?
Waffle House Trucker Hat: Get drunk wasted at the Waffle House.
Back To The Future McFly Baseball Hat Replica: Thankfully, ultra reflective hats are still not a fashion trend.
Hip Doggie Camo Mohawk Dog Hoodie: Your dog is so punk.
$2 6-InchT-Shirt: Would You Settle For a $2 6-Inch?
Uh-huh, nothing says non-conformist, anti-establishment punk like stuffing Fido into a camo mohawk hoodie with a little skull and crossbones emblem to add that extra touch of personality. I’d say it would be much cooler to dispense with the hoodie, break out the hair gel and take advantage of the fur styling possibilities. How about little Snowball walking down the street sporting a neckhawk, bellyhawk or tailhawk?
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Beer hats/helmets are not new. But none of the others that have been offered in the past make such a bold personal statement as this one does. From a distance of a couple hundred yards away no one will be able to tell that you have a flesh colored helmet with fake hair, they will just wonder who is the fool with the mohawk hairstyle. It’s only when they get closer and see that it holds beers as well that they will get jealous.
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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of February 4th—10th 2008.
Chester Briefcase: Not recommended for actual dog storage.
Slang Umbrella: The best f*cking umbrella ever.
Casual Friday T-Shirt: You just might get away with it.
Star Trek Porn Star Thong: Jim has the wrong idea.
Funny Feet Slippers: Hey, these are probably better looking than your real feet.
The last five products are available after the break…
Are there any women out there that wouldn’t love to get their hands on this beautiful pair of Mohawk Baby Earrings? No takers? How about a show of hands for everyone that doesn’t have any idea what would possess someone to buy these? Okay. It is pretty obvious from the show of hands which group attracted more votes.
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