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Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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You won’t be able to take the voices in your head seriously when it’s Lambchop telling you to burn things.
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There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.
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Assault and battery isn’t just a legal term anymore; they’re a physical duo ready to kick your ass with acid burns and high blood pressure.
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Always have a pair of mittens handy when wearing the Toasty Hoodie. You probably use your pockets to keep your hands warm more than you use them to carry stuff, so it only makes sense. They also work great if cute girls need to warm their hands.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Phone Sex: Apparently cellphones are not great lovers.
“Swinger” Belt Buckle: Tell the world you enjoy freaky sex…and oversized belt buckles.
Lonely T-Rex T-Shirt: Extinction takes a toll on this T-Rex’s social life.
Comedy / Tragedy Sunglasses: Laugh and cry with UV protection.
Engineer Dress Shirt: The ultimate engineer get up.
The next five products are available after the break…
Gloomy Bear is always about a little dripping blood from either his mouth or his claws. These plush Gloomy Bear claw mittens with blood will keep your hands warm and give you a bit of a dangerous look. If you are really dead set against the blood they do have a pair of the same claw mittens with clean claws, but that does not seem to have the same effect. Certainly not for Gloomy Bear.
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The Da Vinci-like drawings on this bag will come in handy anywhere you are. Whether lost in the wilderness or just at a friend’s house, you will always have all the instructions necessary for making an excellent bong. You don’t want to be caught having to smoke from some inferior appliance.
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Like yin and yang, each of these cat mittens has a different expression. Even better, each mitten has a tail on it. I guess if you are going to make a cute product like cat mittens you may as well go all the way.
The mittens are actually very functional with each face being able to be folded back to allow your fingers to be used. And if you ever feel embarrassed about having cats on your mittens you can reverse them and put the faces on the inside.
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