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Although you’ll enjoy the double whammy “hello” that you can give with the combination of a conventional wave and the added “Hi” printed on one of the mittens, the waning popularity of the high five coupled with the fact that mittens have a cool factor of zero means that the only high five action they will see will be with each other.
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Give these mittens to someone who is a rabid hand talker and prepare to never take them seriously again.
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Each pair of these mittens consists of a predator and his prey. You may have trouble keeping your hands still when wearing these, the predator will want to attack and the prey will be looking to escape. But all that is important is that your hands will stay nice and warm. The following pairs are available: Lion/Gazelle, Frog/Fly and Whale/Fish.
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You won’t be able to take the voices in your head seriously when it’s Lambchop telling you to burn things.
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There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.
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Assault and battery isn’t just a legal term anymore; they’re a physical duo ready to kick your ass with acid burns and high blood pressure.
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Always have a pair of mittens handy when wearing the Toasty Hoodie. You probably use your pockets to keep your hands warm more than you use them to carry stuff, so it only makes sense. They also work great if cute girls need to warm their hands.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Phone Sex: Apparently cellphones are not great lovers.
“Swinger” Belt Buckle: Tell the world you enjoy freaky sex…and oversized belt buckles.
Lonely T-Rex T-Shirt: Extinction takes a toll on this T-Rex’s social life.
Comedy / Tragedy Sunglasses: Laugh and cry with UV protection.
Engineer Dress Shirt: The ultimate engineer get up.
The next five products are available after the break…
Gloomy Bear is always about a little dripping blood from either his mouth or his claws. These plush Gloomy Bear claw mittens with blood will keep your hands warm and give you a bit of a dangerous look. If you are really dead set against the blood they do have a pair of the same claw mittens with clean claws, but that does not seem to have the same effect. Certainly not for Gloomy Bear.
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