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This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.
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People will do and ask things of pregnant women that they would never do otherwise. Some stranger wants to feel the baby? Maybe they would be a little less likely to ask if you had a 3D alien protruding from your belly. Not a scary alien like Sigourney Weaver battled, but a friendly and very shiny one. A little more interesting than your typical maternity wear.
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It may be tough to keep a sense of humor when you are dealing with mood swings and morning sickness. Maybe you could at least wear something like this maternity shirt that can show your sense of humor, whether you are personally feeling in a mood to amuse others or not. Womb with a view.. it kills me.
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If you think wearing a “Bump Wars” maternity t-shirt is corny and lame, check out the lineup of men’s bump shirts (“I like my bump plump” for instance). If I saw one, I would wipe my ass with it. Additional photo after the break.
