Why wait until your legs are covered with veins when you can have that sexy look on demand? Veiny hose slips over your pristine skin to give you that “inside-out” look all the kids love these days.
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The Death Star may have been an ominous spaceship in its day, but it doesn’t have the same fear factor when it is on its last legs.
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No wonder people are afraid of Bigfoot, the creature’s workouts give him legs of steel. Just look at the number of plates on that bar.
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If you’re going to carry a dog everywhere, why not bring one that actually does something for you other than bark and offer the constant threat of ruining your clothes with it’s doggie droppings? This polyester pug purse has all the cuteness of a real dog, except this one opens up to hold all of your stuff. It features a crystal paw, dog bone collar, poseable legs, and dragonfly silk lining in the purse. You’ll look great carelessly throwing this dog into the back seat of your new Jag, and you’ll be able to piss off Peta members wherever you go. Good times.
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There was no reason they had to make mittens out of spiders. The guy has eight legs, which is more than enough for a set of fingers. It does leave you plenty of appendages to slap people around with though. That makes the lack of fingers acceptable.
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Long legs, fishnet stockings—yup, this shirt makes me kind of wish I could see the whole picture. Although, If this woman was real, I’m not sure if she would be wrapping her legs around my neck in a sexual way, riding on my shoulders or choking me out.
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Over the last month or so we have been including quite a few Halloween related products into our posts here at Fashionably Geek—and since today is the special day, it’s about time we listed ten of our best. Enjoy.
Vampires Have No Life T-Shirt: The curse of immortality: eventually you run out of shit to do.
Count Bakula T-Shirt: So that’s what happened to him…
Dental Damned T-Shirt: Because candy is the real Halloween monster.
Secret Spider Knife Necklace: Eight sharp legs and a hidden knife for your protection.
Sexy Ghostbusters Costume: It will make any guy a little stiff.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Upon first look at this shirt, you would think the owner to be somebody with very odd taste. Taking a closer look, the optical illusion with the legs and guns is really freaky. Let the girls look as long as they want, let the guys think you are into Westerns.
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Fundies are supposed to enhance your sexual experience, but I sense disaster here. After all, getting your legs twisted together and crushing your partner as you both fall to the floor can bring a date down fast. That having been said, this unique pair of underwear is probably best used when you are already lying down.
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