Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
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It’s not officially the “A-Team” or officially “Lego”, but you get the idea. Plus, it’s just in time for that potentially disastrous A-Team movie that’s coming out next year. I like Liam Neeson, but Hannibal? Doesn’t seem right.
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You can make a Lego set of the A-Team at home using this shirt as a pattern. It shouldn’t take too much thought to figure out which Lego guy is which character if you know anything about them at all.
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After being tossed into Crystal Lake by a young camper, Legoman has returned to seek vengeance by destroying the toys of careless children.
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Crash tests aren’t much use for a Legoman that has body parts that are removable and interchangeable, not to mention made out of the same virtually indestructible material as the car and the barrier, but they make great fodder for t-shirts. I bet Ole Kirk Christiansen didn’t see this coming.
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Fortunately for Legoman, changing his look is as easy as trying on another head.
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Even though I preferred a cardboard box as my building material, the couch cushions did just fine when I had to make a fort in a hurry. But that was when I was a kid, not a full-grown man like the dude pictured above. Unless you are homeless, building a cushion fort is not socially acceptable for adults.
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