This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.
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You don’t need the tatoos to make this switchblade dress look authentic, all you need is a good, snarly attitude. The large blades of multiple knives will take care of the rest.
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If you are looking for subtlety in your jewelry, you have come to the wrong place my friend. This scorpion ring features three “small” blades and dimensions of 4 3/4″ x 3 1/4″ x 3 1/4. On the plus side, no one will ever risk taking a punch from you while wearing this.
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As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Jack Skellington Circular Saw Belt Buckle: This belt buckle + Beer gut = stab wounds
Touch My Elf T-Shirt: Christmas Humor Divinyl’s Style.
Vacation in Sunny Guantanamo T-Shirt: Sun, sand…shackles.
Monkey Kung Fu with Knife T-Shirt: Don’t fight a confident monkey with a weapon.
Alien Santa Hat: Yet another Santa theory.
The next five products are available after the break…
Who will emerge victorious—the Kung Fu master or the knife-weilding monkey? The monkey looks confident, so I’m putting my money on him.
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A leather biker jacket will make you look dangerous. Wearing this Dragon Knife Ring not only looks dangerous, but could cause serious damage to you and anyone around you. I don’t think I would even dare trying to go to the bathroom. No telling what permanent damage you could do.
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You’ve seen how well Jigsaw’s gauntlet was put to use in the first Saw movie. Now you can have the same self-protection wherever you go. Who isn’t going to feel a little safer with a large knife attached to their forearm?
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Equating a broken heart with the need for a knife doesn’t seem like the healthiest option we can offer an emotional wreck. Maybe keeping all sharp objects away from the broken hearted would be a much better plan.
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Over the last month or so we have been including quite a few Halloween related products into our posts here at Fashionably Geek—and since today is the special day, it’s about time we listed ten of our best. Enjoy.
Vampires Have No Life T-Shirt: The curse of immortality: eventually you run out of shit to do.
Count Bakula T-Shirt: So that’s what happened to him…
Dental Damned T-Shirt: Because candy is the real Halloween monster.
Secret Spider Knife Necklace: Eight sharp legs and a hidden knife for your protection.
Sexy Ghostbusters Costume: It will make any guy a little stiff.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
