If there’s a civilian version of “Q”, he no doubt developed this TMT Tactical Wallet, which is also known as “The Swiss Army Knife of wallets“. In addition to a pair of tweezers, a pen, a toothpick, two hidden compartments, a built in compass and carbide glass breaker point, you’ll also get a super hard CNC machined solid billet 6061-T6 (tempered) hard coat anodized aluminum construction lined with O-rings which will protect your wishful thinking condom from water, dirt and dust.
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There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
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The saying that “Necessity is the mother of invention” has been around forever, but it only recently came to light that MacGyver is the father. With the way he gets out of any jam with little more than what is in his pockets, it really shouldn’t come as a huge surprise.
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This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.
You don’t need the tatoos to make this switchblade dress look authentic, all you need is a good, snarly attitude. The large blades of multiple knives will take care of the rest.
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If you are looking for subtlety in your jewelry, you have come to the wrong place my friend. This scorpion ring features three “small” blades and dimensions of 4 3/4″ x 3 1/4″ x 3 1/4. On the plus side, no one will ever risk taking a punch from you while wearing this.
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As long as you are wearing pants, no one will know that you are packing a weapon in your socks, fake though it may be. It will will at least make you feel better, like you are tough enough to carry a weapon and even have the guts to use it. If you had real guts you would wear these socks with a pair of shorts.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Jack Skellington Circular Saw Belt Buckle: This belt buckle + Beer gut = stab wounds
Touch My Elf T-Shirt: Christmas Humor Divinyl’s Style.
Vacation in Sunny Guantanamo T-Shirt: Sun, sand…shackles.
Monkey Kung Fu with Knife T-Shirt: Don’t fight a confident monkey with a weapon.
Alien Santa Hat: Yet another Santa theory.
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Who will emerge victorious—the Kung Fu master or the knife-weilding monkey? The monkey looks confident, so I’m putting my money on him.
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A leather biker jacket will make you look dangerous. Wearing this Dragon Knife Ring not only looks dangerous, but could cause serious damage to you and anyone around you. I don’t think I would even dare trying to go to the bathroom. No telling what permanent damage you could do.
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