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I don’t know jack about Longcat except what the all-knowing product page tells me. Apparently he’s a popular internet meme, and he’s also Tacgnol’s nemesis. Fascinating… by looking at this scarf I’d say Tacgnol won. You’ll also be happy to know that Longcat is over 5ft long and 6 inches wide and has a carefully crafted butthole.
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It’s been a long, long time. In fact, I only really used the library itself or twice during the entire time I was in college. Thanks internet!
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These stockings will do a good job of advertising your Twittering and request for more followers. But without your account name on there you will constantly be approached by people who want to find out. That can be a mixed blessing depending on whether you would enjoy a bunch of internet addicts hitting on you.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
Want to become internet famous by discovering the next big meme? Consult the spirit of the internets with this computer-themed Ouija board shirt. Here’s how it works: put the shirt on a table and place a wireless mouse on the board. Place your hand on the mouse and ask the internets a question—like “what is going to be the next big internet phenomenon?” The power of the internets will guide your hand and spell out the answer in lolcat.If you can decipher the meaning, you are well on your way to internet fame and fortune.
The guys at Chop Shop are at it again with a Halloween-themed silhouette shirt that challenges you to name 34 versions of the classic vampire character. You will need to bring all of your knowledge to the table on this one though—the sources come from “film, sitcoms, anime, cartoons, children’s entertainment, video games, comics, comedy and even the breakfast table.”
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Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.
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Whenever someone gets arrested wearing an amusing t-shirt, you can pretty much count on that mugshot making the rounds on the internet. So, make your next stint in the slammer count (and help speed along inmate processing) with this mugshot shirt.
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This t-shirt is currently serving as the Pirate Bay homepage and, according to the website, it is being sent to the parties responsible for trying to shut them down.
The t-shirt on the frontpage is actually being made right now. It will be sent to the enemy frontline. We also suggest that someone raise a fund for Black Internet so that they can decide to fight the decision from Stockholms tingsfel. Talk to them and do something about it.
Of course, this shirt will probably end up being a nice memento when The Pirate Bay does finally go down for good.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Hot Stormy Lovin’ T-Shirt: Awkward moments on the Death Star.
Handerpants: Tighty whities for your hands.
Fishbowl Bag: Takes you shopping with the fishes.
Bicycle Necklace: Painstakingly handcrafted by insane clowns.
