Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
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Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.
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This would look totally natural in 1988, along with the latest Poison album, hairspray, high heels, fishnets, a feather boa and the street.
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You usually consider a shoe horn a men’s accessory. But women could probably use one even more, trying to stuff their feet into the most uncomfortable and tightest shoes you can imagine. This High Heel Shoe Horn leaves no doubt about what sex it is meant for.
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The same way anthills are subject to the terrors of wheels and shoes, the two most horrifying words to the inhabitants of a sand castle are “high tide”. Let’s hope that 5 year old architect was smart enough to build at the back of the beach.
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I guess the makers of this purse are aiming for the Marilyn Monroe fans that also love high heels. That does not necessarily make it a product that only a woman could love. Whoever does want that combo, the bag also has ribbon lacing, though there are only so many high heels that have laces.
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Those old Chuck Taylor’s were always the sneakers for the cool kids. So why shouldn’t a High Heel Sneaker Boot be just as cool? All i can say is that seeing someone wearing these in real life would immediately strike me as very odd. And you have to think that if they are made like the sneakers then there is not very much ankle support. Still a good look for those that still dress like they are in the 70’s.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Astro Mitt: You may not be an astronaut, but at least you can still cook like one.
Hostess Ding Dong Wristband: For those who sweat when they eat.
The Electronic Slide T-Shirt: If only it was as easy as an iPhone.
Headlights: The guys will definitely see you coming.
7-inch Ballet Pumps: And you thought your shoes were uncomfortable.
The next five products are available after the break…
Try these 7-inch Spike Heel Ballet-Style Shoes on for size. Then again, you probably shouldn’t.
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