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Film Noir: This Guy Delivered To The Wrong Apartment

by Sean Fallon on February 2, 2010 · 0 comments

My guess is that most delivery guys dream of knocking on a door that’s answered by a gorgeous woman wearing next to nothing. In this scenario, something a lot more unpleasant seems to have occurred. Seeing that the man was carrying a briefcase full of money, the delivery guy probably felt his tip was insufficient. Needless to say, the customer didn’t take kindly to that. One thing led to another and now we have ourselves a good old fashioned film standoff.

Actually, I don’t know if this guy was there for a delivery, but, either way, he doesn’t have the upper hand in this battle. It could have been worse I suppose—in addition to the gun and the briefcase full of money, the guy could have been the one answering the door wearing next to nothing. And maybe he doesn’t take no for an answer.

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Armatix .22 Pistol Features Ingenious Wearable Safety Feature

by Jonathan Fallon on January 29, 2010 · 1 comment

in Approved Products, Watches

Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.

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Recycle, Or Else This Will Happen

by Jeff Chenkus on January 5, 2010 · 0 comments

in T-Shirts

Yeah, recycle or some Reservoir Dogs looking guy will…do this…leaf gun thing. Fear it!

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The Outfit For Instant Evil

by Sean Fallon on December 18, 2009 · 0 comments

in Approved Products, T-Shirts

Tailored lab coat gun and goggles? Check. Handlebar mustache? It’s after the break but yeah…check.

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I Want To Be a Crock Star

by Sean Fallon on December 4, 2009 · 0 comments

in Approved Products, T-Shirts

It’s not about sex and drugs...I’m in it for the stew.

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Brass Knuckles Are Just One Weapon In Your Necklace Arsenal

by Sean Fallon on November 18, 2009 · 2 comments

in Accessories, Approved Products, Jewelry

This brass knuckle necklace won’t do you much good in a fight (unless you somehow manage to choke your opponent with it), but it definitely makes a fashion statement. Also available in tommy gun, straight razor, and butterfly knife versions.

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Don’t Touch My Guns Or My Hat

by Jonathan Fallon on November 3, 2009 · 0 comments

in Hats

come and take it hat

This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.

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The Best Of Fashionably Geek: October 19th-25th, 2009

by Jonathan Fallon on October 25, 2009 · 0 comments

in Approved Products

Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:

Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.

Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.

Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…

Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.

Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.

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Knit Gun Work Gloves

by Jeff Chenkus on October 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Handwear

gun-gloves

Protect your right to keep and bear knitted guns with these unique work gloves.

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Gunmetal Cube Ring: The Ultimate in “WTF?” Jewelry

by Jonathan Fallon on October 20, 2009 · 0 comments

in Jewelry

geometric-gunmetal-cube-ring Not only is this cube ring handmade and finished in gunmetal, it will also make your finger look like a garbage barge transporting a huge load of used tissue boxes… Stylish!