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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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You would think a dinosaur whose name begins with “tri” would be perfectly suited for a conveyance whose name starts with “tri” as well. This shirt gives a graphic example of just how wrong that thinking would be.
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Step aside, rabies… Rope is now responsible for blazing new, uncharted paths in dangerous animal creation.
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If the prospect of eternal life isn’t enough to get you interested in entering the pearly gates, then there’s always the chance of getting to see real live dinosaurs.
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We already know that an asteroid strike is one possibility explanation for the extinction of dinosaurs. But somehow mammals survived. This shirt, which was likely created by one of the last surviving dinosaurs, gives the prehistoric creatures complete credit for how that all turned out. Who knew that they were so selfless?
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You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.
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We already knew that there was a period of time when dinosaurs ruled the world. What may come as a surprise is that they had some pretty cool military uniforms. I am sure they will find a fully preserved dinosaur with his uniform still on at some point.
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Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park. It didn’t work out so well.
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You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?
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