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T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.
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The typical procrastinator has never ending hope that something may happen to get him out of ever having to do a chore he is not that excited about. It makes total sense that the end of the world is preferable to having to drag the lawn mower out of the garage again. Dinosaurs and UFO’s would be cool and all, but I would rather there be more days ahead.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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It has been proven that an eye for an eye is a pretty stupid way to get even. The fact that you will create a world full of pirates if people keep losing one eye is just one more reason to eschew that particular philosophy.
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You would think a dinosaur whose name begins with “tri” would be perfectly suited for a conveyance whose name starts with “tri” as well. This shirt gives a graphic example of just how wrong that thinking would be.
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Step aside, rabies… Rope is now responsible for blazing new, uncharted paths in dangerous animal creation.
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If the prospect of eternal life isn’t enough to get you interested in entering the pearly gates, then there’s always the chance of getting to see real live dinosaurs.
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We already know that an asteroid strike is one possibility explanation for the extinction of dinosaurs. But somehow mammals survived. This shirt, which was likely created by one of the last surviving dinosaurs, gives the prehistoric creatures complete credit for how that all turned out. Who knew that they were so selfless?
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You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.
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