Besides the fact that this Pac-Man tattoo looks like it was applied in prison, you never want body art that will make the guy you are punching laugh hysterically.
(Ugliest Tattoos via Geekologie)
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Pink Floyd may want you to consider the dark side of the moon, but most Earthbound souls restrict their deep thinking closer to home. Your average gardener will be able to relate to the greenhouse a lot easier than a natural satellite of the earth.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Product Placement T-Shirt: And now, a message from famous fictional sponsors.
Marc Ecko Halo Master Chief Hoodie: Ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind?
Beatbox Troopers Shirt: Not dark side material.
Your Fortune T-Shirt: Your future is not found.
USS Enterprise T-Shirt: Elvis’ hair boldly goes where no man has gone before.
Not every Stormtrooper is cut out for life in space. Some just want to stay home and perfect their musical craft—and these guys have obviously taken a cue from the Beastie Boys. A good place to start.
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A secret that’s darker than the dark side itself is the fact that behind the deep voice, costume and intimidation, Vader is really a cross-dresser with clean-shaven gams, who regularly sits in a hidden theater on the Death Star and watches “The Seven Year Itch” while personally reenacting Marylin’s most famous movie moment.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:
Scary Mummy Sleep Mask: This Mummy has a drooling problem.
Mad Scientist Shoes: Bring some style to the lab.
Pac-Math: Math will ruin Pac-Man enjoyment forever.
Pre-Computers: Pong was a lot tougher in my day.
Hanging Tie: Don’t expect a promotion wearing this puppy.
Here’s the real reason the dark side is so pissed… No swanky locks. Isolating the hairstyles reveals the true source of Rebel Alliance cool, whether you prefer the cinnamon bun, the mop top, the 70’s pop star or the Robin Williams.
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When you’re a graffiti artist who’s been keeping America’s railroad cars brightly colored for decades, obscuring rust and giving motorists something to read and appreciate while they wait for a freight train that’s 750,000 cars long to end, you should consider this 33mm (1 1/4″) long x 11mm (7/16″) diameter handmade sterling silver spray can pendant to reward yourself for all of that hard work. Bravo!
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Apparently the lackluster performance of the dark side isn’t limited exclusively to Stormtroopers. Who would have thought two moon sized, planet destroying battle stations would be discovered and targeted for destruction?
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