It’s hard to see in the photo, but it appears that aliens are out to probe our ducks, chickens or whatever the hell is on the other side of the fence. They only attack at night, so keep an eye out for them when the sun goes down.
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Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.
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Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.
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Why, those Ignignokt and Err pants look swank enough to play golf in. There’s also a Robot Chicken “dinner jacket” (some may call it a hoodie) and a pair of elegant ATHF or Murderface socks. Throw in a pair of loafers and a pipe and I’m ready to hit the country club and drink scotch in a room with all wood paneling. Additional images are available after the break.
Take any group and lock them up with a certain death in store, and you will uncover a few bad apples. The Insurgent Chicken pictured here obviously feels that if he is going out, he is taking others with him.
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Walking around the city with any average bag is for those with no imagination. You will certainly have a lot more fun if you are toting your cash and credit cards around town with a Pirate Booty Bag instead. It may not be filled with gold, but the fantasy this bag brings with it will still be the one thing that keeps you clinging to your sanity.
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The fact that the definitions of the words fit the name of the product does not mean that they are the best choices you can make. Besides, who the hell wants chicken-flavored pops?
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In the KFC army, the highest rank you can attain is Colonel. You have one pair of chicken tongs. There are many like it but that one is yours. You must defend the 11 secret herbs and spices at all costs.
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