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hot-dog-slippers

Nothing like a toasty warm wiener in a bun to keep those feet warm on a frigid winter morning. Not a fan of hot dogs? Check out three other bread slipper designs after the break: Pineapple bun, sesame bread and a butter roll.

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pantera-bread

Panera Bread always seems like a somewhat elitist type of sandwich establishment. I am sure that if you were to visit a Pantera Bread store you would not notice any similarities at all—in the food or the patrons.

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 not-my-gumdrops-t-shirt

A confectionery domestic dispute answers the age old question: “If you kick a gingerbread man in the nuts, does he feel pain?” Apparently the answer is a resounding yes, Grasshopper.

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night-of-the-living-bread

It can take years to grow a human to a size that is suitable for a zombie. Bread, however, can be made in a couple hours and it will start going bad in a few days. It is just a much more efficient means for creating a zombie army.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 15th-21st, 2009:

Banana Slipping on a Banana Peel: Damn banana peels!

Marvel Heroes Messenger Bags: Keep your stuff safe.

The Assless Outfit: For timid nudists. (NSFW)

Mr. White Collar: He’s about to snap.

Bow-Tie Fighter: Form a rebel alliance against bad taste.

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gingerbread-cannibal

Sure this gingerbread man is a cannibal, but who can really blame him? Gingerbread is delicious. Besides, it’s not nearly as bad as this.

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moldy-bread-necklace

“Schoolhouse Rock” characters collide with bread and a leper colony of mountain folk in an explosion of inspiration and artistic expression resulting in this pseudo-70’s backwoods slice of mold with one giant toofus. The best part? You can take him home and let him bounce between your breasts for $30… Any takers?

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Choose how you like your bologna sandwich when putting your rings on each morning. It comes as a set of five rings: two slices of bread, one piece of lettuce, one piece of cheese and one slice of bologna. If you don’t want any of those ingredients on your sandwich or finger, just wear one less ring.

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Tasty Toast Tee

by Sean Fallon on September 2, 2008 · 0 comments

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In the food fan club, toast is second only to the mighty bacon strip in terms of popularity. Become a part of the toast team with this tasty t-shirt.

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You like to eat sandwiches, you may even enjoy making sandwiches, so why not a shirt that celebrates sandwiches? The cheese looks a little evil and the bottom piece of bread looks a little scared, but the rest of the makings seem to be having a wonderful time.

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