I don’t know if I would lie down on my back with this eye mask on (since it looks like it might cut off circulation to your brain), but if you are looking to relax and listen to some music, it might fit the bill. Obviously, wearing it will plunge you into a world of darkness (and a future world of neck pain), but it does have speakers for an MP3 player and built-in nature sounds. It’s available in three colors: grass green, aqua blue and rose pink—but they do nothing to detract from how hideous you will look wearing one.
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It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.
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If you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.
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If you are a creative, visual thinker, the right hemisphere of your brain is dominant. If you are left-brained, you are more analytical and orderly. Regardless of which side of your brain you use most, there is a t-shirt that reflects your personality.
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Luke was just looking to play a normal birthday game and get at some candy, he didn’t realize it was the beginning of his Jedi training. The At At will be burned into his brain as something to be destroyed and the broomstick gives him a feel for a light saber.
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The fact that the human brain can control the whole body but lacks self-understanding leads us to one of two conclusions: Either neurons aren’t cool enough to gain the recognition they deserve, or there’s something they don’t want us to know. Either way the results are the same: nobody who sees this design on a tie is going to understand what the hell they’re looking at.
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We’ve helped you with U.S. History and Linux in the past, and now you can add math, science and engineering to your growing wardrobe of deception. Of course, you will need some sort of jacket to cover this up in class, and seeing what’s written on your back might prove problematic. However, I have no doubt that you will pour all of the brainpower you would have used to study to figure out how to get away with this.
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With Halloween right around the corner, now is a good time to touch on zombie awareness, and this shirt will provide helpful tips on how to defeat the undead should they ever come to claim your brains as dinner.
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Harness an image of the King of Pop’s face to block out the light while you sleep with this Michael Jackson “Dangerous” sleep mask. Maybe when you wear it your dreams will involve you and Peter Pan flying over England while making nightly trips to Neverland to fight Captain Hook. It’ll be a nice change from the 8 hour porn movie that normally occupies that time slot.
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