
You may think that you look like a karate expert when you don your bathrobe, but it adds absolutely zero fighting skills to your self defense arsenal. You may want to get a reality check before you find yourself staring at an epic beatdown.
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I don’t know what the hell is supposed to be going on here, but when you find comedy gold like an image of Elvis’ hair twisting into outer space with the Enterprise flying by, it demands recognition.
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This tie will send your boss a message that is hard to miss: given the choice between showing up at 8AM for another long day of work, you would much prefer to be lounging around the house in your bathrobe.
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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
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Don’t just sleep walk into the bathroom as you normally do in the morning. Just putting this Rocky Balboa Bathrobe on will have you jogging in there like you are taking on the world. I would think that you should emulate the original Rocky with a glass of raw eggs for breakfast, but it is not a requirement for wearing the robe.
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Elvis knew how to sing and dress like a freak. You may not be able to sing like the King, but you can certainly dress like him thanks to this bathrobe. Just don’t try to imitate the King when you are on the throne. If you died on the toilet wearing this (whilst pinching out a rough one) the paramedics that would come to haul your body away wouldn’t be able to resist laughing.
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