Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.
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It may sound like an excuse, and it may actually just be an excuse, but if you have to cook for a group of people out in the blazing sun, you may as well get free license to drink all the beer you want. The apron just validates you.
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Vampires are not being cool or trying to hide their fangs when they strike the pose that this vampire is demonstrating. They are just ashamed of their breath. I guess you just never actually hear them say “Gotta Breath Mint?” with that heavy cloak in the way. They have to expect some odors with their diet consisting entirely of other people’s blood.
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A serious griller will understand Homer’s dilemma. If you want serious flames, you need some gas. You just need to be a little cautious, which Homer obviously is not. You will still be a hit with the kids at the cook out with this apron, even more so if you get the matching oven mitt.
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If you are heading to a friend’s house for a cook out but aren’t so sure about their cooking skills, you can take this kit with you and have everything you will need to take over. Wrapped up it looks like it just holds the BBQ utensils, but when unrolled the tote becomes an apron which will keep all those utensils handy. It also includes a hat and an oven mitt because you know that every serious chef has a hat.
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When cooking, the Zip & Dry apron will keep the food off your clothes while providing a handy towel at the bottom for cleaning your hands or utensils. When you’re finished, it can simply be zipped off to wipe down the counter. And guys, could wearing something like this possibly be more masculine? I think not.
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There are only so many aprons that a man can wear and still keep his self esteem intact. This apron not only offers you a depiction of one of the manliest occupations, that of exploring space as part of NASA; but it also has a nice play on words. I mean, I really do need the space, but humor is a good way to get that across.
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You may know Napoleon as the short guy who ran France and waged wars, but few have ever heard of Napoleon the grill master. Nobody in 18th century France was more competent with a hibachi, a hunk of dead animal, and some Kingsford. If your skills with the grill are lacking, you can pick up this 100% polyester 32” Napoleon apron and try to channel the greatness.
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Much like M.C. Escher’s “Drawing Hands,” the Escher Sketch doesn’t waste time relying on your pathetic artistic skills. If you want squiggly lines done right, sometimes you just need to do it yourself.
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