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Slip on the Capt. Kirk skirt and prepare to be the talk of the Sci-Fi convention; not just because you’re female, but because your bold pro-Kirk statement will fly in the faces of all the Capt. Picard purists. However bear in mind that once you’re back out in the real world, wearing a skirt with a giant picture of William Shatner’s face will be poison to a man’s libido… Or will it?
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Quotes and messages from various Bible passages are thrown around all the time, but how many people really sit down and read it from cover to cover. “Too Long, Did Not Read” would probably describe most people’s experience with it.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Party Fowl: Big Bird is a party fowl.
WoW Epic Apron: Boosts your cooking speed.
Mazeltov Cocktail: It’s a Rabbi riot.
Skeleton Jeans: Now THESE are skinny jeans!
Android Robot Plush Bag: Prepare for an invasion of little green men.
I like the armor boost to protect against hot grease and flare-ups on the grill, but I’m looking for improvement in quality—not just speed and mood (you know, because cooking is so depressing).
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Apron Apron: Here’s an apron with an apron on it.
Adult Swim Wallet: Invest all your cash into Adult Swim.
If It Were Easy T-Shirt: If math was easy, it’d be your Mom.
The More I Know T-Shirt: The more I know, the less I care.
Star Trek Starfleet Mark IX Tricorder Holster: Finally, a holster for my Tricorder.
I just wanted to take this time to wish our readers a happy holiday and express my sincere gratitude for your patronage. Did you cook a big meal for you family today? Well, you could have done it wearing an apron with an apron on it. Think about that for next year.
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Everyone seeing you wear this apron had best hope you are kidding, because this will not be a good opening line for a date or dinner guests.
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Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.
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It may sound like an excuse, and it may actually just be an excuse, but if you have to cook for a group of people out in the blazing sun, you may as well get free license to drink all the beer you want. The apron just validates you.
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Vampires are not being cool or trying to hide their fangs when they strike the pose that this vampire is demonstrating. They are just ashamed of their breath. I guess you just never actually hear them say “Gotta Breath Mint?” with that heavy cloak in the way. They have to expect some odors with their diet consisting entirely of other people’s blood.
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