It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair is clearly for the dramatic effect they are sure to elicit.
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