Metal chastity belts are overrated and prone to rust. You have alternatives though – like these underwear that feature the Snorlax.
The creature from Pokémon gets in your way and takes a nap. You’re stuck until you can wake him up and move him. The design is exceedingly clever if not the most effective way to err, block a path. Don’t worry if lime green’s not your favorite color; you can place a custom order and pick from several different hues.
See the options after the break.