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You’re Never Alone With a Talking Friend Watch

This watch is more than just a timepiece, he’s also a friend you can trust. Go ahead and press the “Speak” button—he won’t judge you:

You: “I stabbed this guy last night for drug money. What do I do Talking Friend Watch?”

Watch: “Five fifty-nine AM”

You: I don’t understand, what are you trying to say?

Watch: “Cock-a-doodle-doo”

You: “Yeah, you’re right. I should just get my day going as if nothing ever happened. Thanks Talking Friend Watch.”

Ok, so his advice isn’t that great, but he does have a kind face and a “baffling array of alarm sounds.”

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