This Bra Will Only Open For “True Love” [Video]


This bra is like a high tech chastity belt for boobs. It’s designed not to open unless in the presence of true love. That’s right. Forget about kissing frogs to find your prince and instead just get this bra that’s all based on science!

When excited, the adrenal medulla secretes catechlomine, which affects the automatic nerve, and stimulates the heart rate. A built-in sensor reads the woman’s heart-rate signal and sends it to a special app via Bluetooth for analysis. the app then calculates the True Love Rate based on changes in the heart rate over time. When the True Love Rate exceeds a certain value, the bra hook is opened automatically.

See, I told you there was science. All you need is this bra and your phone, and you’ll never again have to worry about your bra suddenly becoming unclasped with the wrong person. Then again, you might risk having your bra fall off when sitting next to your soulmate in class or, I dunno… eating chocolate cake.

See the video after the break…



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