Making employees wash their hands is an excellent rule. Making people that work with dead bodies wash their hands is a good rule as well. But what do zombies care about hygiene? How is he even holding a job?
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Wearing these boots will remind people why they really don’t like to walk through cemeteries at night. The thought of the undead grabbing you by the ankle as you try to pass by just cannot be discounted. Of course these boots will just reinforce those fears in others.
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The shirt’s suggestion for others to ask about your zombie costume is just the lead in for you to demonstrate the best part of this shirt. For every person that asks, you can just flip the shirt over your head and the zombie head printed on the inside is now your costume. Beside amusing people who make the mistake of talking to you, you will never be without a costume for a party you decide to attend at the last minute. See the shirt in zombie mode after the break.
You wouldn’t think that someone who is not living any more would need any more sleep than they already get, but the zombie hitting the snooze button proves me wrong. This also means that spotting which grave sites contain zombies is as easy as checking out where the alarm clocks are.
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PETA already has the mission of protecting live animals, maybe they need to branch out a bit and lend their expertise to those half dead people who seem to have no benefactors. Maybe a nice little ad campaign advocating against taking off their heads as being the best way to tame them.
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It looks like this zombie has things other than brains on his mind, and these hot shorts have the print to prove it. It also could be that he is confused about where your intelligence is really centered.
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It can take years to grow a human to a size that is suitable for a zombie. Bread, however, can be made in a couple hours and it will start going bad in a few days. It is just a much more efficient means for creating a zombie army.
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This button will teach you how a zombie interprets each human he sees. Of course it all is related to what he thinks of the various cuts of meat that he can ingest. Brains get top billings, but the other parts are better than nothing. Wear it as a public service to teach others.
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If there is one thing that I have learned about zombies, it is that they are tenacious critters. Use that to your advantage by having a slew of them on your belt to keep your pants from drooping. It also conveniently keeps them away from your brain, one part of your anatomy they cannot be trusted around.
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Girls are always suckers for a man with brains. It turns some on, it provides sustenance to others. This happens to be one of those others.
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