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With Halloween just around the corner, there’s no better time to switch up your wardrobe so your body looks like it’s being consumed by Zombie heads. Thankfully, their hand stitched, plush teeth aren’t capable of much damage.

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Halloween is the one time of the year when nerds can legitimately combine their love of superheros and zombies, so there’s obviously going to be some kick ass examples. Check some out after the break.

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If you never thought your love of zombies and Star Trek could come together on a t-shirt, guess again. Zombie Spock wants you to live long and prosper, but that may just be a way to earn your trust so he can get to your delicious, but inferior brain.

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Remember Treehouse of Horror III? Apparently Homer was a zombie, and here’s the tattoo to prove it. Now he/she needs to compliment this with a tattoo of melting Homer.

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Even though it’s only April, it doesn’t hurt to think about the upcoming school year. If you want to accessorize your styles so you can alienate your teachers and maximize your time in the guidance counselor’s office we have just the pencil case for you.

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According to this shirt the advantage is clearly with the undead, especially since fat doesn’t favor humans. Prepare to have your brain eaten.

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With the constant influx of zombie movies, zombie video games, and…zombie tattoos, it seems that the un-dead have never been more popular.  Jump on the bandwagon for the low-low price of $9 (hey, that’s less than the cost of one rock, you can spare it).

The caption reads “Join us for a better death;” and really, what could be better than shuffling the earth searching for brains while parts of your body slowly decompose?  Just ask Tara Reid…

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It seems that zombie men and women are not much different than the living variety. Its all about brains for both of them, although the women tend to get a little thrown off when a cute pair of shoes are found.

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ZNP shirtIf you want to elevate yourself to “instant awesome” status among nerds, simply present your Zombie Ninja Pirate shirt and begin group contemplation about exactly how many degrees of cool you’d be if you were an undead, brain eating, Japanese mercenary martial arts master who performs covert operations while plundering land and sea.

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Making employees wash their hands is an excellent rule. Making people that work with dead bodies wash their hands is a good rule as well. But what do zombies care about hygiene? How is he even holding a job?

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