In case you didn’t know, Futurama is set to return to TV in June with new episodes on Comedy Central. You can now commemorate that occasion with your very own Doctor Zoidberg hand knit ski mask made from washable acrylic yarn. Hopefully Futurama fans won’t have to endure the funny famine that has plagued the Simpsons for the last 10 years or so.
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After reading the product description for the plushtache, it’s clear that even the manufacturer doesn’t know what the hell this thing can be used for. Besides the obvious use as a fake mustache for the pre-pubescent, I’d imagine the only other needs would be as the finishing touch to your “Mr. Pringle†costume for Halloween, or as a backup mustache for all you character actors who continuously play 19th century western bartenders.
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