X-Men Cyclops Visor
If your laser eyes are keeping you from getting out, then you should look into these glasses based on the same ones used by Cyclops of the X-men. You wouldn’t think that someone with laser eyes would have a need for sun protection, but these red lenses are polarized just in case.
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Wolverine Blades Logo Leather Belt
Normally I wouldn’t want adamantium claws so close to my junk, but I would make an exception with this Wolverine leather belt.
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Wolverine Wristband Wipes Away Your Geek Sweat
Whew, that battle on XBox Live was intense! Your sweating like a pig. Perhaps you should look into a Wolverine wristband to help you out with that. Deodorant helps too.
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