T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.
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Are rodents beefing up naturally, or are they taking a page from the MLB book of athletic excellence by utilizing performance enhancing drugs in an attempt to take your kitchen by force? The best way to tell is if the charge is led by bald, sterile, yet hulking mice with big boobs.
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Smart zombies know that if they want to feast on the most brains, they need to be stronger and faster than the rest of the undead mob by staying in shape. This one may even get up to a consistent 1 mph gait. Go for the gold!
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You are a highly skilled eating athlete. And when athletes give 100% they are bound to work up a sweat. Unfortunately, if you sweat when you eat that is probably not a good sign.
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