Nerds like us don’t venture out all that much, but if you’re forced to leave the basement — and it’s cold outside — you’ll be happy to know that there are plenty of clothing options like these that are warm, functional and stylish.
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Although hamburgers are delicious, you have to wonder about their marketability as a fashion statement. It’s not a good sign when you can’t even get the models in your ad to actually wear the product you’re selling.  the dude’s muffs look especially superimposed. You can almost hear him saying: “I’ll hold the burger and smile, but there’s no way in hell I’m wearing those things”.
Product Page: ($10.75 via Random Good Stuff)
You don’t want to plant your ass in a chair that creates this type of scenery.
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Although you’ll enjoy the double whammy “hello” that you can give with the combination of a conventional wave and the added “Hi” printed on one of the mittens, the waning popularity of the high five coupled with the fact that mittens have a cool factor of zero means that the only high five action they will see will be with each other.
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In case you forgot what the next five months in New York will look like, here’s a reminder on a long sleeve t-shirt. For added realism, imagine the cab ride accompanied by the sweet sounds of honking horns and angry expletives echoing between the skyscrapers.
Product Page: ($35)
With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
Product Page: ($26)
If you’ve ever worn a hat like this, you’ll know that they’re great for noggin warmth, but constantly decorated with repeating patterns of snowflakes, deer, or something else that’s unlikely to earn you any cool points. So when you have to choose, you might as well just reach for the friggin’ stars and grab R2-D2. Anyway, it’s about time you let the nerd within out for some public Star Wars pride.
Product Page: (Currently Sold Out)
Remember those Hypercolor shirts that would change color when exposed to heat? Ha Ha…yeah, those were kind of lame. However, that is not the case with this Color Changing Scarf from designer Yasuyuki Machida. The scarf features a “high-tech” yarn that changes color when exposed to both cold and heat. Available in both green to yellow or gray to white versions.
Product Page ($110 or $99 for MoMA members)
